001 [video]

[godly_trap]

[The image flickers to life, and it’s obvious that the camera’s been carefully placed on a counter or something of similar height, as the image clearly shows the back of a rather… womanly figure. With a great amount of theatrics, the figure whirls on her(his?) heel, long ponytail whipping around with him as he does so.]

Hello, hello, students of Smash Academy! I hope you’re all ready to run, because your new track coach has arrived! That’s right! So if you’re interested in joining the track team, please just let me know~♥

Oh, where are my manners? I am Kazegami, and I hope to get to know you all soon!

Comments

[hissyfit]

[Someone does not appear very amused with said theatrics.]

...I'd like to join.

[godly_trap]

[Aw, party-pooper. But! She wants to join anyway, so far be it from him to turn down an applicant.]

Wonderful! Practice will be in the evenings after classes have finished for the day, dear. Of course, you don't have to come every day, but at least once a week would be nice~

What name should I sign you up under?

[hissyfit]

And practice starts tomorrow?

It's Eli.

[monotreme_101]

It's good to know we're getting a track team again. I've missed having one.

You can sign me up, Miss Kazegami.

[godly_trap]

[Aw, you are kind of adorable. But hey! He'll take it as a compliment if this red critter thinks he's pretty enough to pass for a woman.]

I'm happy to oblige~

Alright, hon. What name should I put down?

...last edit I promise.

[monotreme_101]

You can call me Knuckles, Miss Kazegami. Knuckles the Echidna.

When's our first meeting gonna be?

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov is trying to inspect Kaze closer. He's pretty good at identifying men and women but...]

[godly_trap]

[Aw, hon, you could just ask.]

Hmm? Are you interested? [In joining, that is. What did you think he meant?]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He would crotchgrab you if he could...]

Depends.

[goldhearted]

Oh, track...! That's just running, isn't it?

[godly_trap]

[Le gasp! Why, Kazegami looks positively offended! Be prepared for theatrics, boy.]

Just running? No, it's not just running! It is to feel the ground beneath your feet, to embrace the wind! The thrill of the race as you fight to overcome your opponent in the most noble of contests!

[Okay, he's done.]

But you could say it's 'just running,' if you'd like. It's up to you, hon~

[rivalkidneypunch]

[Hot chicks in charge of extracirricular sports? This seems extremely win-win to Char.]

Track, huh? Might be worth checkin' out.

[godly_trap]

[Oh, you.]

Oh, yes. The first meeting is tomorrow, if you'd like to join, dear.

[candlebottom]

[Feed pops up with an eager looking, orange haired girl leaning over her desk as a fiery tail sways side to side in the background.]

With such an energetic looking teacher, how can Ah even refuse now! Ah'm totally wantin' ta hit up tha track teach!

[godly_trap]

[Compliments! Just look at him preen.]

Lovely~ Practice is in the evenings after class.

And what can I call you, dear?

[punchtheflowers]

You don't... make people run with weighted backpacks, do you.

[godly_trap]

[Kazegami's expression shifts from one of disgust to consideration. He hadn't even thought of that, but it's not a bad idea.]

Well, that would be a good way to build strong legs~

[hold_it]

Hello Ms. Kazegami.

[Yes Phoenix is confused about the gender.]

It's wonderful to meet you. I'm Phoenix Wright, the political science instructor. I hope you enjoy your time here.

[godly_trap]

[Don't worry, Phoenix. He's loving all of this.]

Ah~ Thank you, dear ♥ I'm sure I will.

Oh! Before I forget... you wouldn't happen to have seen a white wolf around, have you?

[crystallinevulpine]

[Have a fox girl!]

Welcome to the Academy. I'm Krystal, one of our small group of RAs.

While I don't have much of an interest to join the track team, you may catch me quite a bit around the track.

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[godly_trap]

[He's seen weirder! At least you aren't a nine-tailed demon fox god wannabe.]

Ah~, is that so? Well, maybe I could convince you later, hon.

It's great to meet you, dear.

[myimmortal]

I'll do it!

...Join that is.

[godly_trap]

Lovely~!

And what's your name, hon?

[pineneedleseer]

[Morty has no interest in sports of any kind but this is an interesting new face.]

Kazegami? What a unique name; it's lovely ~

Welcome to Smash, dear. I'm Morty, another teacher here.

[godly_trap]

Aren't you the charmer~

Morty, is it? And what do you teach, hon?