001 [video]

[godly_trap]

[The image flickers to life, and it’s obvious that the camera’s been carefully placed on a counter or something of similar height, as the image clearly shows the back of a rather… womanly figure. With a great amount of theatrics, the figure whirls on her(his?) heel, long ponytail whipping around with him as he does so.]

Hello, hello, students of Smash Academy! I hope you’re all ready to run, because your new track coach has arrived! That’s right! So if you’re interested in joining the track team, please just let me know~♥

Oh, where are my manners? I am Kazegami, and I hope to get to know you all soon!

Comments

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov is trying to inspect Kaze closer. He's pretty good at identifying men and women but...]

[godly_trap]

[Aw, hon, you could just ask.]

Hmm? Are you interested? [In joining, that is. What did you think he meant?]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He would crotchgrab you if he could...]

Depends.

[godly_trap]

[Alas, that is a tragedy. Some other time, perhaps.]

Well, we meet in the evenings after classes have concluded... Or did you mean something else, dear?

[majorcrotchgrab]

...

Are you a man or a woman?

[godly_trap]

I'm a man, dear. [HE JUST LIKES TO BE PRETTY.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[WELL THEN.]

Then I believe I will stop by.

[godly_trap]

[Raikov, you slut.]

Then I'll see you tomorrow~

[majorcrotchgrab]

[IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GONNA HAVE AN AFFAIR..]

I'm Raikov, by the way. Figure Drawing teacher.

[godly_trap]

[Ding ding ding, you have said the magic words!]

Oh? Maybe I'll sit in on one of your classes some time. [You mentioned art to a Brush God, man. You are automatically on his good side.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

It would be a pleasure to see you there.