001 [video]

[godly_trap]

[The image flickers to life, and it’s obvious that the camera’s been carefully placed on a counter or something of similar height, as the image clearly shows the back of a rather… womanly figure. With a great amount of theatrics, the figure whirls on her(his?) heel, long ponytail whipping around with him as he does so.]

Hello, hello, students of Smash Academy! I hope you’re all ready to run, because your new track coach has arrived! That’s right! So if you’re interested in joining the track team, please just let me know~♥

Oh, where are my manners? I am Kazegami, and I hope to get to know you all soon!

Comments

[dothelokomotion]

Indeed it is.

[HE SEES YOU, VINNIE. HE'S GOING TO ADD MORE WEIGHT TO YOUR BAG NEXT TIME.]

[punchtheflowers]

Ugh, I do enough of that in boot camp...

[WHATEVER BYRNE, THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE A HARDER TASKMASTER THAN MAX.]

[dothelokomotion]

[And then Byrne stalks Max's class so he can learn how to push the students even harder. The end.]

[punchtheflowers]

[Joke's on you, Byrne. Vinnie's in Orange Star army and that means he gets his ass kicked in a whole new dimension of sweat and pain.]