001 [video]

[godly_trap]

[The image flickers to life, and it’s obvious that the camera’s been carefully placed on a counter or something of similar height, as the image clearly shows the back of a rather… womanly figure. With a great amount of theatrics, the figure whirls on her(his?) heel, long ponytail whipping around with him as he does so.]

Hello, hello, students of Smash Academy! I hope you’re all ready to run, because your new track coach has arrived! That’s right! So if you’re interested in joining the track team, please just let me know~♥

Oh, where are my manners? I am Kazegami, and I hope to get to know you all soon!

Comments

[goldhearted]

Oh, track...! That's just running, isn't it?

[godly_trap]

[Le gasp! Why, Kazegami looks positively offended! Be prepared for theatrics, boy.]

Just running? No, it's not just running! It is to feel the ground beneath your feet, to embrace the wind! The thrill of the race as you fight to overcome your opponent in the most noble of contests!

[Okay, he's done.]

But you could say it's 'just running,' if you'd like. It's up to you, hon~

[goldhearted]

...Sounds like just running to me! Not that there's anything wrong with that, though. Can I sign up?

[godly_trap]

Of course, hon. I'll take on anyone who'd like to join.

Now, what name should I put you down under?

[goldhearted]

Cool!

My name is Gold, so... Gold!

I can't wait to start!

[godly_trap]

Practice is weekdays after classes have concluded. You can start tomorrow, if you'd like~

I'll see you then, Goldy~♥

[goldhearted]

Heh heh... Yeah, I'll see you then. Thanks for signing me up, Coach.