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smashacademy2014-02-01 01:12 pm
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[Here's a guy who doesn't look at all comfortable at a computer. But he's managed to set himself up with a video post anyway. Because that might be better, should Ellie somehow come across it.]
Look, I never took the brown acid, OK? So I got no idea why a giant hand would tell me I'm teaching carpentry at this school. Wood shop. Whatever. Maybe I've finally gone nuts...
[A pause. Beard stroking pause. Glaring at the camera pause.]
Look, I gotta get back to where I'm from. Nice to see somewhere in the world hasn't been overrun by infected or hunters yet. Y'all have a nice set up here. But I need to find a way back to where I'm supposed to be. I got people relyin' on me, OK? Anyone can help me out with that, I'd be somewhat obliged.
....Ellie, you happen to see this, let me know. I'm in the teachers dorms.
Look, I never took the brown acid, OK? So I got no idea why a giant hand would tell me I'm teaching carpentry at this school. Wood shop. Whatever. Maybe I've finally gone nuts...
[A pause. Beard stroking pause. Glaring at the camera pause.]
Look, I gotta get back to where I'm from. Nice to see somewhere in the world hasn't been overrun by infected or hunters yet. Y'all have a nice set up here. But I need to find a way back to where I'm supposed to be. I got people relyin' on me, OK? Anyone can help me out with that, I'd be somewhat obliged.
....Ellie, you happen to see this, let me know. I'm in the teachers dorms.
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Wait, did you find yourself here by mistake?
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That's about the size of it, sure. Wandered through some woods back home, wound up in some woods behind your... school.
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I understand. The same thing happened to me: I woke up in the middle of the city with no recollection of how I arrived. I tried to go home, but so far, I've had no luck with that. Everyone I've spoken with told me it's difficult to return home if you didn't come by choice.
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Dangit.
Look, I walked here. I oughta be able to walk back, right? It only follows if I got here on foot I should be able to get back the same way.
[You would think so, anyway.]
Don't know about your situation, though. Sounds... rough.
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Cordyceps infection. Folks who breathed cordyceps spores or got bit by someone who did. Real common... medical condition where I'm from.
[Not!Zombies, Falcon. Mushroom headed Not!Zombies.]
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What's the date where you're from?
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She sounds cute!
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You know how exactly to get on one of his worst possible sides.]
She's Fourteen.
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Are you her father?
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[Man, the first blue haired guy he saw. Then there's Ike. Then there's Inigo.]
Blue sure is a popular color around here.
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The other places maybe it's more common than that. It's a good color. I like it.
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Max how are you real
Even science will never figure it out
it is a mystery
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is it time for a MAKEOVER
I think so!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaXJmo9cro
Oh man. I miss that show so much.
You are a man of taste
As are you.
Re: As are you.
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Oh. Uh. Thanks... I guess.
[Look he didn't even apply for this job OK it was just kind of given to him.]
I'm on the third floor.
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Sir. It's me. From the journal network. Sir. It's me.
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[He stops and rakes a hand through his hair, realizing he ought to translate.]
...In other words, you stumbled over the wrong damn rock and through a hole in reality to his world, and hard to go back if that happens. Trust me, I know.
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I'm startin' to get the impression that's the case. Can't be that everyone I meet here is crazy with the same delusion.
You're stuck here too?
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Yeah. It's not a delusion, if that's any comfort; I imagine that it isn't a comfort at all, but it's still the truth. These are people from other worlds, worlds radically different from yours and mine. It only makes sense that they'd look different as well.
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So, the Hands also gave you a job on the school grounds the moment you had arrived, had they?
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[Would explain how Connor knew so much about this place.]
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[Connor had, yet again, now cruised into memory lane. Why on earth was he being so sentimental these days? Possibly because he had settled in this place, strange really.]
I vividly remember resting on my estate and awakening in the very woods where I saw you.
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[And the closest thing that came up from the school database the last time he checked was 'Eli' instead.]
I'm also sorry to say, but as Mr. Freeman had said, it's a rather frequent occurrence that people from other worlds suddenly find themselves in the academy and with a position or scholarship in hand without their knowledge. I suddenly woke up with a letter of acceptance myself despite never knew this school had existed.
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[However, he wasn't sure what he should and shouldn't say to this one, being it was a text post and he had no idea who was on the other end of it.]
Don't seem right, somehow. That people can just wind up here by chance without a say in the matter. How long've you been here?
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