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[golonghorns]

[Here's a guy who doesn't look at all comfortable at a computer. But he's managed to set himself up with a video post anyway. Because that might be better, should Ellie somehow come across it.]

Look, I never took the brown acid, OK? So I got no idea why a giant hand would tell me I'm teaching carpentry at this school. Wood shop. Whatever. Maybe I've finally gone nuts...

[A pause. Beard stroking pause. Glaring at the camera pause.]

Look, I gotta get back to where I'm from. Nice to see somewhere in the world hasn't been overrun by infected or hunters yet. Y'all have a nice set up here. But I need to find a way back to where I'm supposed to be. I got people relyin' on me, OK? Anyone can help me out with that, I'd be somewhat obliged.

....Ellie, you happen to see this, let me know. I'm in the teachers dorms.

Comments

is it time for a MAKEOVER

[tank_rockarms]

It's gonna take more than a couple bucks to buy you some clothes. Maybe you forget how much stuff costs if you don't have any money for like twenty years.

But, I'm fine lendin' you enough to get you like a week's worth of new stuff until next paycheck. I know where you work, and when you get paid, and where you live, after all. It ain't like you aren't gonna pay me back.

I think so!

[golonghorns]

Just a couple white tees and a pair of jeans oughta do.

...and maybe a couple fresh pairs of socks. Might do me some good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaXJmo9cro

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah, and underwear, too. I don't care what you say, you're gettin' a week's worth of underwear and socks, or my mom'd have my skin.

Oh man. I miss that show so much.

[golonghorns]

Oh. Uh... right. Sure.

[In the Not!Zombie apocalypse, you go commando. Boxers just slow you down.]

Wouldn't want you gettin' in trouble with your Momma on my account.

You are a man of taste

[tank_rockarms]

I wouldn't get in real trouble. Just, I know what she'd want me to say, is all.

So, you want to go today? I would if I was you.

As are you.

[golonghorns]

I can do today. Ain't as if my schedule is exactly full just yet.

Re: As are you.

[tank_rockarms]

Alright, meet me in the parking lot at 2:30. Mine's the orange tank. Real easy to find.

[golonghorns]

Orange Star, Orange Tank. Makes sense.

[No it didn't.]

See you then.