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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[The feed reveals a strange man with two toned hair and some wicked sharp teeth. The black sclera might look familiar... But it's clear that this individual is very different from Groudon. His movements are fluid, and there's an odd smile on his face the whole time. As soon as he's sure the feed is working, he give a small wave with a gloved hand.]

Hey there, Smash Academy. I know it's late, but I thought I'd go ahead and introduce myself anyways. I'm your new Ancient Literature teacher, you can call me Kyogre.

[He gestures out the window, where you can still see the rain coming down.]

Ok, first off I wanna apologize for all the intense rainfall. I'm really sooooo sorry, you guys! I promise I'm not usually all crazy like this, I just kinda can't help it when I get in a totally new place. Hope you fire types stayed inside!

[Man, that was kind of morbid. He laughs though.]

Anyways, I'm really excited about this new class. I promise it won't be that hard, unless you've never read a book written in a dead language. If you haven't, it's going to be hellish. Kidding. Or am I?
No, but really. It'll be mad groovy or something. And if you're a water Pokemon, or any other kind of aquatic creature, I can guarantee that we'll get on immediately. All other species- remains to be seen.
I'm just joking around again. I do that a lot, you'll see. Once I get situated, come pay me a visit if you have any questions. You'll have to knock really hard so I can hear you over the sound of the faucet running.
Adios!

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[vianca]

[ANCIENT. LITERATURE.]

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[SHE'S VERY EXCITED.]

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[What a weird kid. He flashes a toothy grin.]

Ah, hello little white haired girl. What might your name be??

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[makes-ground.livejournal.com]

[Lookie, it's your twin sister. She looks like she wants to rip your spine out and wear it as a necklace. Business as usual, then.]

Kyogre. This trespass will not be forgiven. Remove yourself, before I take the pleasure of doing it for you.

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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[Kyogre, on the other hand, looks positively ecstatic to see the red haired woman. He wiggles his fingers excitedly at the camera.]

Oooooh, yo sis! Nice to see you too. I didn't think I'd be seeing you here!

Mmn, wait. I just lied. Why do you think I'm here? I missed my little sister.

[There is some venom in the last sentence, but he still appears cheerful. And yes, he went there. Bob can say they were created at the exact same time he will deny it forever.]

[rivalsweetscent]

[THERE IS A LOT OF TURNING AND STARING AT GREEN RIGHT AROUND THIS POINT.]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[AND A LOT OF STARING RIGHT BACK.]

... What.


... Do I have something on my face?

[twilightprincess]

[IT'S JUST A CAPSLOCK PARTY AROUND HERE. No wait here we go. Midna is staring into her camera and looking horribly amused.]

Oh my goodness the whole family is getting together!

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, it certainly seems that way, does it?

[He studies the image of Midna.]

I take it you're familiar with my siblings, in that case?

[thewunderkind]

[YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM WUNDERKIND]

> WTF ARE ALL THE LEGENDARIES BUT HO-OH AND LUGIA COMING HERE.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[Kyogre will respond to this odd message over his computer-- he doesn't have a phone yet.]

Didn't they already serve their time here? Or so I'd heard...

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

Here to join your sister, Kyogre? It's so wonderful to see the strength of the familial bonds in our fellow legendaries.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

I would say I was here to see you, dear Uxie, if you didn't already know the truth. You know how it is with me and sis-- just can't seem to keep away from each other for too long, hahaha!!

[animu-nerd.livejournal.com]

You were causing the rain outside?!

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[Woah did those yellow eyes just get sparklier? He furrows his brow and twists his mouth to the side, in a "charming" show of frustration.]

Yeah! It just kind of happens everywhere I go! Once I get used to the place it'll stop. I really hope I didn't cause you any trouble!! I'm soooo sorry if I did, Mr... ?

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[punchvolcanoes]

Oh great.

A water legendary.

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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Not just a water legendary, missy, the water legendary. Though the term "legendary" in itself is considered offensive among us and you should feel bad for using it.

[He brightens.]

Juuust kidding!! So, what's the matter, rain not brightening your day? You must be a... Charizard. Am I right? I love guessing games.

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[jeweloflife.livejournal.com]

[Oh look it is Bob in her normal form, looking at the camera]

Make sure you don't flood the school!

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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs innocently.]

Jeez mom, I'm just doing what you created me to do.

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[violetcandypop.livejournal.com]

The rain is pretty.

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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad to find someone else who thinks so.

[auraqualia.livejournal.com]

[Riley takes off his hat respectfully. He was a damn sight more personable than Groudon, that's for sure.]

A good day to you, Sir Kyogre. My name is Riley, I am a teaching assistant at this school. Should you ever need assistance, please do not feel free to hesitate.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

I won't-- I can't even remember the last time anyone's called me sir. Though I am a lot older than you, Riley, so I guess it's appropriate!

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[temporalness.livejournal.com]

[At this point all that Dana can do is just stare in awwweee. Ohhhhhh man..... so many of her familia are here nowww in such a short tiiiimeeee.

And he's just as fun as she sort of remembered. It had been some time.]


[Okay, maybe a little bit of a wave from her.]

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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[He squints.]

Ahh, could this be my esteemed older sister Dialga? Stationed dutifully by mother's side, I see. You must be the reason this place has such an interesting... timeline.

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[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Here's a drenched Waluigi, face tense and arms folded. He doesn't like this guy one bit, nuh-uh.]

Make the rain stop! You're making Waluigi's clothes wet!

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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

I promise that I'm super sorry! But the rain can be kind of refreshing, right?

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[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

Kyogre...you have come to this place. Might the third of you be far behind?

No matter...Literature, an odd choice for a god of the water. How might you have familiarized yourself with the written word?

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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I haven't talked to him about it. It's his job to babysit me and sis, though, so maybe...

I obviously don't read books in the water, but I've been around forever, you could say, and I've actually had this human form for a lot of it, y'know? Not to mention, I heard some of the oldest stories back when they were still word of mouth.