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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[The feed reveals a strange man with two toned hair and some wicked sharp teeth. The black sclera might look familiar... But it's clear that this individual is very different from Groudon. His movements are fluid, and there's an odd smile on his face the whole time. As soon as he's sure the feed is working, he give a small wave with a gloved hand.]

Hey there, Smash Academy. I know it's late, but I thought I'd go ahead and introduce myself anyways. I'm your new Ancient Literature teacher, you can call me Kyogre.

[He gestures out the window, where you can still see the rain coming down.]

Ok, first off I wanna apologize for all the intense rainfall. I'm really sooooo sorry, you guys! I promise I'm not usually all crazy like this, I just kinda can't help it when I get in a totally new place. Hope you fire types stayed inside!

[Man, that was kind of morbid. He laughs though.]

Anyways, I'm really excited about this new class. I promise it won't be that hard, unless you've never read a book written in a dead language. If you haven't, it's going to be hellish. Kidding. Or am I?
No, but really. It'll be mad groovy or something. And if you're a water Pokemon, or any other kind of aquatic creature, I can guarantee that we'll get on immediately. All other species- remains to be seen.
I'm just joking around again. I do that a lot, you'll see. Once I get situated, come pay me a visit if you have any questions. You'll have to knock really hard so I can hear you over the sound of the faucet running.
Adios!

Comments

[twilightprincess]

Mhmm. I'm sure you heard some interesting tales then, hee hee!

[Smirkysmirk.]

May~be~

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Maaan, I've been around a long time. It's hard to keep track of so many interesting tales!

Oh, you gotta tell me your name! I gotta connect a word to such a pretty face!!

[twilightprincess]

[She's already beginning to see where Ray would make a good midway point between whale and landshark.]

Well aren't you just charming?

My name is Midna. I do hope your class will cover some of the more interesting tales~

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

I'll try! Any suggestions, Midna?

[twilightprincess]

Oh I'm sure you'd know of far better ones than I would. Though... Hyrule has a few good ones that you might find interesting.

... If you can read ancient Hylian, anyway. How many ancient languages do you know, hm?

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... well, I gotta admit that I don't speak Hylian. Don't get too many people from there back home. I bet I can pick it up pretty fast though.

[twilightprincess]

Yes, I wouldn't imagine very many Hylians would have stumbled into Hoenn. There are a small handful of us that could help you out.

Though if you're ever interested in picking up Twili, then you'll only have me to ask.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Don't be surprised if I take you up on that offer!!

[twilightprincess]

On the contrary, I'll be looking forward to it, hee hee!

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

To have such a regal creature look forward to my company... it makes my face burn!

[He does seem to be a little red.]

I hope I'm not being too forward, but I do assume you're something beyond human, yes?

[twilightprincess]

[How cute. She chuckles.]

There's no shame in being forward when it's this obvious. I imagine it was my enchanting blue skin or the mysterious allure of my eyes that gave it away. But you'd be right. I'm of the Twili.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Ahh, yes. When you teach me how to speak the language, you gotta tell me all about your species. I'll tell you some embarrassing secrets about Rayquaza in return. But... you probably know enough dirt on him just from being his classmate! Hahaha!

[twilightprincess]

Eee hee hee! How can I possibly resist a deal as sweet as that one? I'm sure there are more than enough things he hasn't told me. This would be quite the rare treat indeed.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

It's a deal.

[twilightprincess]

It's been a pleasure doing business with the one that blocked the sun. Good job with that, by the way, even if it wasn't intentional.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Mmmn, yes. Thanks. Sis will have that fixed up in no time, I'm sure.

[twilightprincess]

A pity, that. The sun and I don't get along very well, so this has been a lovely sort of vacation.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, looks like we've got something in common!

[twilightprincess]

It might be just a bit too wet for my personal tastes, but I'm more than willing to let that slide for the shade.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Haha, you must take the good with the bad. Though water could never be bad, not in my mind!

[twilightprincess]

Well it certainly would be a very bad day for all of us if it ever was, wouldn't it? Hee hee~

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Truthfully! The human body is fantastic... so much water to be found.