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[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[The feed reveals a strange man with two toned hair and some wicked sharp teeth. The black sclera might look familiar... But it's clear that this individual is very different from Groudon. His movements are fluid, and there's an odd smile on his face the whole time. As soon as he's sure the feed is working, he give a small wave with a gloved hand.]

Hey there, Smash Academy. I know it's late, but I thought I'd go ahead and introduce myself anyways. I'm your new Ancient Literature teacher, you can call me Kyogre.

[He gestures out the window, where you can still see the rain coming down.]

Ok, first off I wanna apologize for all the intense rainfall. I'm really sooooo sorry, you guys! I promise I'm not usually all crazy like this, I just kinda can't help it when I get in a totally new place. Hope you fire types stayed inside!

[Man, that was kind of morbid. He laughs though.]

Anyways, I'm really excited about this new class. I promise it won't be that hard, unless you've never read a book written in a dead language. If you haven't, it's going to be hellish. Kidding. Or am I?
No, but really. It'll be mad groovy or something. And if you're a water Pokemon, or any other kind of aquatic creature, I can guarantee that we'll get on immediately. All other species- remains to be seen.
I'm just joking around again. I do that a lot, you'll see. Once I get situated, come pay me a visit if you have any questions. You'll have to knock really hard so I can hear you over the sound of the faucet running.
Adios!

Comments

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

[Hey, he lives in the bottom of a lake most of the time -- he's probably on your side in that regard, Kyogre.]

Ah, of course. Such a shame you make such a rambunctious pair, but I suppose it's admirable that you've got such youthful spirit after all these years. More importantly... ancient literature, Kyogre! I do hope you'll permit me to sit in on a class or two.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

[And Kyogre hopes the lake trio will never forget who made those lakes-- despite the fact he had to heavily sedated in order to be convinced to do so. He's still pretty fond of them.]

I would like nothing better!! As the Being of Knowledge, you'll be sure to inform me when I am misinformed, yesss?

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

[Hey man, Lake Acuity is awesome. Frigid, isolated, waaay up on a hard-to-scale cliff, yet within spitting distance of another legendary's pimpin' temple. This was not a whale sedation Uxie regrets.]

I'm quite sure you'll stick to the facts excellently! You're just as ancient as any of us, after all; I imagine the material is still quite familiar.

...Though I wouldn't mind giving said material a quick once-over. For curiousity's sake. It has been an awfully long time since I've read a dead language.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Of course. As soon as I write up a study plan, they're yours to read and revise as you please.

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

You really are too, too kind, Kyogre!

...If I might make a request, though? Stick to the more modern versions of Sinnoh myths, if you intend to include them. My portrayal in the ancient folklore is just so unflattering.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Uxie! I wouldn't think of slandering my very smartest sibling. You can count on me.

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I liked you so much. Ah, if only we could visit like this more often. I can hardly blame the Original One for being so fond of this place, if it allows us to gather so freely.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Not to mention how much time we each spend asleep. No wonder our kind is so powerful-- it seems all we do is conserve energy, eh?? I look forward to catching up with you, Uxie. I'm sure there's much to be said.

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

Much more than you think, my darling sibling. Much more than you think!

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Intriguing! We should meet sooner rather than later.

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is probably for the best. I'm afraid I'm going to be terribly busy later! You're quite welcome to come visit my dorm, so long as you promise not to flood this one.

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't even dream of it, so long as I can make visits to your class, too!

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

You needn't even ask, Kyogre! I lend my knowledge happily to those who seek it. Especially when they happen to be my beloved relatives!

[makes-sea.livejournal.com]

Very well, I'm honored to warrant the title.