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[The feed reveals a strange man with two toned hair and some wicked sharp teeth. The black sclera might look familiar... But it's clear that this individual is very different from Groudon. His movements are fluid, and there's an odd smile on his face the whole time. As soon as he's sure the feed is working, he give a small wave with a gloved hand.]

Hey there, Smash Academy. I know it's late, but I thought I'd go ahead and introduce myself anyways. I'm your new Ancient Literature teacher, you can call me Kyogre.

[He gestures out the window, where you can still see the rain coming down.]

Ok, first off I wanna apologize for all the intense rainfall. I'm really sooooo sorry, you guys! I promise I'm not usually all crazy like this, I just kinda can't help it when I get in a totally new place. Hope you fire types stayed inside!

[Man, that was kind of morbid. He laughs though.]

Anyways, I'm really excited about this new class. I promise it won't be that hard, unless you've never read a book written in a dead language. If you haven't, it's going to be hellish. Kidding. Or am I?
No, but really. It'll be mad groovy or something. And if you're a water Pokemon, or any other kind of aquatic creature, I can guarantee that we'll get on immediately. All other species- remains to be seen.
I'm just joking around again. I do that a lot, you'll see. Once I get situated, come pay me a visit if you have any questions. You'll have to knock really hard so I can hear you over the sound of the faucet running.
Adios!

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Mmnn... Yeah, I guess. Kanto's just not my region, though. Not to mention, I've always had a hard time taking the threat of Team Rocket seriously. You understand.

[It was hard to care about a thieving crime syndicate when you had a criminal team that wanted to use you for it's nefarious purposes. Dana and her closest siblings are rather parallel to Ky and his own in this regard, aren't they?]

Neither is it mine, but even I am ever so slightly aware of what is occurring during this... [She sort of... moves her wrist in a circular motion.] last... decade.

[!! OH I TELL YOU. :I Oh gosh she certainly started growling and ever so slightly grinding her teeth at the thought.]

OH I certainly do, Kyogre... Especially when the head of my region's syndicate is educating the masses at this very school.

[OH RIGHT SHE NEVER FINISHED... EXPLAINING.]

Ahh, anyways. The man I am referring to is this trainer's Venusaur.

[HMM Kyogre's feelings on grass types are so complicated. They are kind of like sweet little leeches. He tries not to let his personal preference get the best of him. It's not a human she's fallen for. He can count that one as a blessing, and a trait she obviously hadn't inherited from her mother.]

Hm. And what have you been doing to convince him?

[No, dude. Humans are icky.]

... I. Well. [kfdsf Look at this face.]

Quite a... bit.

[It had been a long year...]

Oh, Dialga, Dialga, Dialga, you must have been doing something right to get him to admit that he's interested in the first place.

[He figures. Who knows.]

I got that right, right? He did say so, didn't he?

Well, yes.

[FEELINGS AND TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS ARE DUMB, LITTLE BRO.]

He did say it. In fact, I am doing something so right, he even wishes to be a better person because of my presence.

Ah, you tend to have that effect on people!

...

Do you really think that?

C'mon, sis, you're gonna make me blush again. I always say what I mean... to family! Most of the time... but this, I mean.

[Ehehe.]

I suppose you have a good point about that... [So blushing rn not even funny.] My goodness...

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