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smashacademy2013-10-07 11:04 pm
holydeath) wrote in smashacademy2013-10-07 11:04 pm
First Crusade (Video + Action)
[On the feed currently is one nun in full-blown battle armor. Her face looks a bit on the stern side, but she seems happy, more or less. At least she's wearing a good-natured smiled.]
Some of you may already know me, but to those of you who don't, hello! My name is Sister Helga Wilhelmina, but you all may call me "Sister Hel" or just "Sister" if you prefer. In addition to donating some of my time to helping Rhys in the infirmary, I will also be teaching Physical Education! I hope all of you are ready to work hard, because we don't accept slackers in my class. Sloth is a sin!
[At the word sin, Sister Hel's expression turns a bit more serious. Her smile is gone, replaced with a cold sternness. The kind of sternness that always means LECTURE TIME.]
Ah! And speaking of sin, that brings me to the next thing I wanted to discuss! I'm sure you've all noticed the doughnuts that have begone to run...er...float rampant around our lovely school! Most of you no doubt are enjoying them, but need I remind you all that gluttony is a sin? Besides! If you eat to much you will get sick, and as one of the school nurses I'm afraid I simply cannot let that happen! Your health is my top priority as a teacher, a nurse, and a nun. As such, any doughnut I find floating will be reduced to ash within seconds! It shouldn't take long at all for things to return back to normal, hahahahaha!
[And just to prove it, she points her mace in the direction of one floating doughnut near her and blasts it with a laser, thus...reducing it to ash instantly. Just like she said.
Wow.
The feed ends shortly after that, but Sister Hel can indeed be found around the school, blasting rogue doughnuts to oblivion. Feel free to contact her before or after that happens via the network, or just stumble across it actually happening.]
Some of you may already know me, but to those of you who don't, hello! My name is Sister Helga Wilhelmina, but you all may call me "Sister Hel" or just "Sister" if you prefer. In addition to donating some of my time to helping Rhys in the infirmary, I will also be teaching Physical Education! I hope all of you are ready to work hard, because we don't accept slackers in my class. Sloth is a sin!
[At the word sin, Sister Hel's expression turns a bit more serious. Her smile is gone, replaced with a cold sternness. The kind of sternness that always means LECTURE TIME.]
Ah! And speaking of sin, that brings me to the next thing I wanted to discuss! I'm sure you've all noticed the doughnuts that have begone to run...er...float rampant around our lovely school! Most of you no doubt are enjoying them, but need I remind you all that gluttony is a sin? Besides! If you eat to much you will get sick, and as one of the school nurses I'm afraid I simply cannot let that happen! Your health is my top priority as a teacher, a nurse, and a nun. As such, any doughnut I find floating will be reduced to ash within seconds! It shouldn't take long at all for things to return back to normal, hahahahaha!
[And just to prove it, she points her mace in the direction of one floating doughnut near her and blasts it with a laser, thus...reducing it to ash instantly. Just like she said.
Wow.
The feed ends shortly after that, but Sister Hel can indeed be found around the school, blasting rogue doughnuts to oblivion. Feel free to contact her before or after that happens via the network, or just stumble across it actually happening.]
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A monster?! And they let you in here?!
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...uh. Yes? There's lots of Pokémon that go to school here? Some teachers are Pokémon too? Pokémon is short for Pocket Monster. You don't have to be scared! I'm really friendly!
[Watch him smile to try and reassure her. Why Sonny what big teeth you have.]
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[For a few seconds Sister Hel's quiet. Yes, she's strict and tough, but she isn't stupid nor incapable of listening. Besides, if this guy really WAS dangerous...well...he probably wouldn't have told her he was a monster, nor would the Hands have let him in.
...probably. It was hard to tell with them.]
...alright. Just this once I will believe you. But don't make me regret it!
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[He's all grins again. You are forgiven for your intolerance, Somewhat Scary Lady.]
I guess the place you come from doesn't have Pokémon? You'll get to meet all kinds of people here who are Pokémon! So, don't worry, OK? Soon, it will seem pretty normal to you and I hope we can be friends.
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[She's been surprisingly tolerate all things concerned.
Just pray she doesn't run into a Hydreigon.]I will be watching you, though.
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...right. Well, if you have to then I suppose there is nothing wrong with it. It is the norm of your ...species? Would that be the proper word?
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Yeah! There are over 600 species of Pokémon and Snorlax is one of them.
So, if it's normal for me then it's not a deadly sin?
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Six hundred?! My goodness! That's quite a substantial amount.
[Just give her a second.]
Ah...at any rate. To answer your question, I suppose not. Though you should still exercise some level of moderation, just to be safe. Even if it's a small amount.
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[He's like 118 behind at this point.]
I try. I have to. Because I have to do well in my studies and I have so many friends who I want to spend time with. If I spend all my time eating and sleeping, it would be impossible to do all the other stuff I need to do! Not to mention training. But I still eat and sleep more than anyone else I know - I don't want to get unhealthy!
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[Woohoo back off to eat all the donuts she doesn't manage to incinerate.]