First Crusade (Video + Action)

[holydeath]

[On the feed currently is one nun in full-blown battle armor. Her face looks a bit on the stern side, but she seems happy, more or less. At least she's wearing a good-natured smiled.]

Some of you may already know me, but to those of you who don't, hello! My name is Sister Helga Wilhelmina, but you all may call me "Sister Hel" or just "Sister" if you prefer. In addition to donating some of my time to helping Rhys in the infirmary, I will also be teaching Physical Education! I hope all of you are ready to work hard, because we don't accept slackers in my class. Sloth is a sin!

[At the word sin, Sister Hel's expression turns a bit more serious. Her smile is gone, replaced with a cold sternness. The kind of sternness that always means LECTURE TIME.]

Ah! And speaking of sin, that brings me to the next thing I wanted to discuss! I'm sure you've all noticed the doughnuts that have begone to run...er...float rampant around our lovely school! Most of you no doubt are enjoying them, but need I remind you all that gluttony is a sin? Besides! If you eat to much you will get sick, and as one of the school nurses I'm afraid I simply cannot let that happen! Your health is my top priority as a teacher, a nurse, and a nun. As such, any doughnut I find floating will be reduced to ash within seconds! It shouldn't take long at all for things to return back to normal, hahahahaha!

[And just to prove it, she points her mace in the direction of one floating doughnut near her and blasts it with a laser, thus...reducing it to ash instantly. Just like she said.

Wow.

The feed ends shortly after that, but Sister Hel can indeed be found around the school, blasting rogue doughnuts to oblivion. Feel free to contact her before or after that happens via the network, or just stumble across it actually happening.]

Comments

[video]

[makesithot]

How is eating donuts a sin?! They were there, and you could even think of it as us helping to clean up! That's not wrong! And donuts are good!

[video]

[holydeath]

Eating donuts isn't a sin, but gorging yourself is. Everything in moderation!

[video]

[makesithot]

If we ate all of these donuts in moderation, we'd have another problem on our hands, and that would be a school swamped in stale donuts! Can't waste good food!

[video]

[holydeath]

Which is why I'm destroying all the leftovers!

[She sounds...way too happy about that.]

[Video]

[worldrestored]

[Wow excuse you trampling all over everyone's free will to eat what they like and then claiming it's a sin. Look at this ANGRY TYPING.]

I can eat what I want and u can't stop me.

[Video]

[holydeath]

Within reason, you can. As I said to another student, everything in moderation.

[Video, but still typing]

[worldrestored]

I don't have to listen to you.

[Video]

[holydeath]

I didn't ask for any backtalk. I'm looking out for your best interest, so what I say goes.

[text]

[itsjustrats]

thats a cute trick. you must be a hit at parties.

[Video]

[holydeath]

[Yeah she has no idea how to text so video.]

Trick? Just what do you mean by that?

[itsjustrats]

just that youre showing off.

[holydeath]

Showing off is an act of pride. I'm merely letting people know that I'm doing my part to help clean up the school.

[caincarnate]

[What. An. Insufferably obnoxious post that was on the network. If it weren't a blatant abuse of his administrator privileges, Naoya was almost tempted to delete it outright. But, he reminded himself, he still had a role to play. And it heartened him to see other students reject her flawed doctrine.

So, he figured he'd go forth and take a look at her (and her powers) for himself. After watching her blast donuts from a distance for a little while, he casually approached with his characteristic smile.]

Well, well... you truly are doing the Lord's work.

[There might have been a hint of sarcasm there.]

[holydeath]

The...Lord?

[Okay, that got her attention. And by got her attention, I mean she actually stopped blasting, turned around to face him, and raised one of her eyebrows as high as it could possibly go. Judging by the look on her face, she really has no idea what in the heck he's talking about.]

[caincarnate]

[Ha ha wait, what. A NUN didn't know about THE LORD? Either she came from a world with different gods but exactly the same sins and cloth, or just completely different diction. It was a bit absurd, but considering her laser mace, well... perhaps plausible. Looking both incredulous and incredibly amused, Naoya raised a brow back at her.]

Are you not a Sister of the cloth? Who do you revere, then, in your own words?

[holydeath]

[Actually only the first seven are the same. Who even knows what the other forty are.]

I am a Sister of the cloth, yes, but I do not worship any one "Lord", as you put it. Instead I worship the gods, which are known throughout many kingdoms.

Video

[punchthedoritos]

....wait. Sloth and gluttony are sins?

Hnn.

[Video]

[holydeath]

Two of the forty-seven deadly sins, as a matter of fact.

[punchthedoritos]

W-Wait! Why are they called Deadly Sins??? What are all the other ones and what happens if you enjoy them pretty much all day every day???

[cowardlyjustice]

[It's a nun.... a nun with battle armor and blasting off donuts....]

But sister! Sister! The donuts appearing itself is the gift of the Lord, isn't it?

[Or taking quotes from certain students shouting off about them in the morning and modifying them.]

[holydeath]

[With a giant mace.]

Why does everyone assume I am a servant of some "Lord"? I am a servant of the gods, not one, singular god.

[cowardlyjustice]

... Wait so you aren't into the sisterhood serving the Lord and stuff like that?

So what servant are you exactly?

[Video]

[magicdancer]

Are floating donuts a common thing around here? I really hope not!

[Video]

[holydeath]

Likewise. I heard that strange things happen in this school frequently, but nothing about actual floating doughnuts until now. Though...I might not be the best person to ask, as I'm still new here.

[New and already drawing attention to herself.]

Re: [Video]

[magicdancer]

If you ask me, this place definitely looks like it could use a Guardian.