a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[punchthedoritos]

I don't know why it's happening? But I wish it could happen more often! Out of all the weird curses and changes and strange things this school does sometimes, it's really good that this time, it's something I actually like!

[glazedandconfused]

THIS IS A THING THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN ALL THE TIME.

[punchthedoritos]

I agree!

My name is Sonny Moe! It's nice to meet someone who loves Donuts as much as I do!

[glazedandconfused]

I'M AOI ASAHINA. DONUTS ARE MY FAVORITE THING, PRETTY MUCH.

[punchthedoritos]

That's so cool! What's your favorite kind?

[glazedandconfused]

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE??

[punchthedoritos]

Easy. If you only had ONE MEAL LEFT in the entire world, like, this is the very last thing you're ever going to get to eat and you can only pick ONE THING? And there was a table with all kinds of donuts on it, and you only had thirty seconds to grab one... which one do you think you would grab?

That's how I decided I like honey baked ham the best out of all the different kinds of ham there are. I think it's a pretty sound method!

[glazedandconfused]

[Oh

oh.]

I never...I never thought about it that way before! I'm still not sure if I could choose!

[punchthedoritos]

25 seconds left!

[He's counting on his fingers for your benefit!]

[glazedandconfused]

Oh god, I don't know, I don't know! I--this isn't fair!

[punchthedoritos]

Twenty three seconds! Cinnamon sugar? Glazed? Jelly filled? Boston cream filled? Twenty left! You can do it! I believe in you!

[glazedandconfused]

No, no, how am I supposed to--I like all of those, I can't--

[punchthedoritos]

Fifteen! Come oooon - It's just like picking answers for multiple choice quizzes at school! Can you immediately remove any of the choices from the list? Because if you can, then the possibility of picking the right one increases! Twelve!

[glazedandconfused]

CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE FROSTED WITH SPRINKLES!!

[punchthedoritos]

[He gives a clap]

Well done! See, I bet you feel better now that you know, right?

[glazedandconfused]

I don't know...now I'm just thinking about how I can only have one kind of donut...

[punchthedoritos]

Well, actually! Remember, that was just a hypothetical situation! You're back in the real world now and you can eat whatever you want!

[glazedandconfused]

But what if someday it's not a hypothetical situation?

[punchthedoritos]

I think it's pretty unlikely. But if it's ever something that happens, at least now you know!

[glazedandconfused]

Yeah, that's true. I don't think I'd be able to pick in a real situation--like this one! I'll just have to try one of each.

[punchthedoritos]

Well, don't forget that today you can eat as many of every kind as you want!!!

[glazedandconfused]

That is exactly what I am going to do.

[punchthedoritos]

I'm going to do the exact same thing!

It was really nice meeting you!

[glazedandconfused]

Yeah! Likewise!