a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[glazedandconfused]

TOO LATE!??!???

[forgetbeam]

WHAT? YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN SOME?

[glazedandconfused]

MAYBE

A FEW.

[forgetbeam]

HOW MANY IS A FEW, EXACTLY?

[glazedandconfused]

MORE THAN THREE BUT LESS THAN FIVE????

I COULDN'T HELP IT, THEY'RE ALL JUST FLOATING!!!!

[forgetbeam]

THEN YOU HAD FOUR.

...

YOU ATE FOUR DONUTS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?!

[glazedandconfused]

I'LL SWIM IT OFF!!

[forgetbeam]

YOU CAN'T SWIM OFF INDIGESTION! YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL TOO ILL TO FOCUS PROPERLY IN CLASS!

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKIN' MY HEAD HURT I'LL PUT YA BACK TO BED MYSELF!!

...THE HELL'RE YOU SCREAMIN' 'BOUT ANYWAY?

[glazedandconfused]

OOWADA, TELL ISHIMARU THAT I'M FINE AND I'M GOING SWIMMING TO WORK OFF THE FOUR DONUTS AND THAT HE'S NOT MY MOM!!!!

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

WHAT

[glazedandconfused]

SAKURA AND I ARE GOING TO WORK OUT AND ISHIMARU'S NOT MY MOM!!!!

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

DON'T INVOLVE ME IN YOUR COUPLE'S SPAT

[forgetbeam]

THIS CAN BE SETTLED RIGHT NOW. ASAHINA, I'M RESTRICTING YOU TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE FOR THE REST OF THE MORNING!

[glazedandconfused]

TOO LATE WE'RE ALREADY GONE SEE YOU IN CLASS!!!

[forgetbeam]

NICE TRY, BUT YOU WOULD NOT BE ON THE NETWORK IF YOU WERE GONE!

[glazedandconfused]

[The following shout comes not from the network, but shouted as someone thuds past Ishimaru's room and continues down the hall.]

YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOOOOW

[forgetbeam]

[that is the sound

the foreboding pitter-patter

of RUNNING IN THE HALLS OH HELL NAW

He yanks the door open no matter how not ready Mondo is for the hall lights to flood the dorm and hollers out after her.]

YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE!!

[Wait... what was that about a couple's spat-]

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

Ahh... Such a pain in the ass sometimes...

[He looks outside, and spots... a... fleet of floating donuts?]

BRO! THE DONUTS! THEY'RE... THEY'RE FLOATING!!!

[A little late there, dude.]

[forgetbeam]

HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY OF THEM...?

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

LOOK OUT!!! IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR YOUR-

[squish]

HEAD...

[shyhacker]

[There is a very foreign (and pathetic attempt at) yelling from the door]

I'M SORRY BUT KEEP IT DOWN THERE.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

[Was that... Chihiro?]

MY BAD!

[forgetbeam]

[Indeed, it is the slowest, most dramatic of squishes as the floating pastry forcefully attaches itself to the porcupine living on Kiyotaka's head. But he is too surprised by the unexpected yelling from behind Chihiro's door to overreact to the donut (FOR NOW).]

WE--

WE WILL BE MUCH QUIETER...

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

[Mondo looks back at Kiyotaka from the doorway and just... he can't... help... but...

laugh.]

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!