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Aoi Asahina (朝日奈葵) ([personal profile] glazedandconfused) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-10-05 12:35 am

a very, very very very very important audio post

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.


[That's it, that's the post.]
forgetbeam: (PANIC PANIC)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT? YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN SOME?
forgetbeam: (pic#6416143)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
HOW MANY IS A FEW, EXACTLY?
forgetbeam: (pic#6472316)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
THEN YOU HAD FOUR.

...

YOU ATE FOUR DONUTS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?!
forgetbeam: (Don't die man it's all on me)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN'T SWIM OFF INDIGESTION! YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL TOO ILL TO FOCUS PROPERLY IN CLASS!
butterbelieveamanspromise: (無視すんな、コラァ!!)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-10-06 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKIN' MY HEAD HURT I'LL PUT YA BACK TO BED MYSELF!!

...THE HELL'RE YOU SCREAMIN' 'BOUT ANYWAY?
Edited 2013-10-06 03:37 (UTC)
butterbelieveamanspromise: (what is this ky shit)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-10-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T INVOLVE ME IN YOUR COUPLE'S SPAT
forgetbeam: (Aoi - Keep those under control)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
THIS CAN BE SETTLED RIGHT NOW. ASAHINA, I'M RESTRICTING YOU TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE FOR THE REST OF THE MORNING!
forgetbeam: (I'm gonna need to see some ID)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
NICE TRY, BUT YOU WOULD NOT BE ON THE NETWORK IF YOU WERE GONE!
forgetbeam: (This is UNACCEPTABLE!)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[that is the sound

the foreboding pitter-patter

of RUNNING IN THE HALLS OH HELL NAW

He yanks the door open no matter how not ready Mondo is for the hall lights to flood the dorm and hollers out after her.
]

YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE!!

[Wait... what was that about a couple's spat-]
butterbelieveamanspromise: (fyghjik)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-10-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh... Such a pain in the ass sometimes...

[He looks outside, and spots... a... fleet of floating donuts?]

BRO! THE DONUTS! THEY'RE... THEY'RE FLOATING!!!

[A little late there, dude.]
Edited 2013-10-06 04:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY OF THEM...?
butterbelieveamanspromise: (vvvvvvvvvvvv)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-10-06 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
LOOK OUT!!! IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR YOUR-

[squish]

HEAD...
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[personal profile] shyhacker 2013-10-06 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a very foreign (and pathetic attempt at) yelling from the door]

I'M SORRY BUT KEEP IT DOWN THERE.
butterbelieveamanspromise: (0o9iujhn)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-10-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Was that... Chihiro?]

MY BAD!
forgetbeam: (Speechless)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Indeed, it is the slowest, most dramatic of squishes as the floating pastry forcefully attaches itself to the porcupine living on Kiyotaka's head. But he is too surprised by the unexpected yelling from behind Chihiro's door to overreact to the donut (FOR NOW).]

WE--

WE WILL BE MUCH QUIETER...
butterbelieveamanspromise: (SMILES FOR MILES)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-10-06 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Mondo looks back at Kiyotaka from the doorway and just... he can't... help... but...

laugh.]


GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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