a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[will_be_god]

I have done neither. It says much of you that you consider simply stating the facts to be confrontational.

Onto that, my age is irrelevant.

[glazedandconfused]

I KNOW WHAT "INANE" AND "ASININE" MEAN, I'M NOT STUPID, AND I'M SAYING YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE BEING SUPER MATURE BUT YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A NAME-CALLING TWELVE YEAR OLD WHO CAN'T HAVE HIS WAY!!!

[will_be_god]

Fascinating. Though I am not the one carrying on about sweets nor laboring under the belief that such things would be beneficial for health or manner.

[glazedandconfused]

I NEVER SAID THEY WERE HEALTHY!!!

[will_be_god]

To the contrary. You claimed that partaking of such would make one "feel better". I believe that is exactly what you said.

...this is not a suitable conversation for any hour. To endure it at the entrance to the day is an abomination.

[glazedandconfused]

WELL SURE, BUT JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER DOESN'T MEAN IT'S HEALTHY! YOU JUST HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE ABOUT IT!!!

ANYWAY, I'M SURE YOU HAVE WORDS TO PUT IN OTHER PEOPLE'S MOUTHS, SO I'LL LET YOU GO DO THAT.

[will_be_god]

Anything else is simply delusion. You seem to be burdened with a great amount.

[HANGUP]