a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

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[blue_karat]

[ There is being woken up at 5 AM, and then there is being woken up at 5 am to the sound of shrieking ]

IT'S FIVE AM. KARAT, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEED TO YELL.

[ but-but francine you're yelling over the network too... ]

[glazedandconfused]

Look outside it's raining donuts.

[blue_karat]

What.

[ What. ]

[ And then Francine storms right off to the window to investigate this nonsense; even if she was fully awake and aware, this would still be hard for her to process. ]

[glazedandconfused]

I told you!

Donuts.

[but the donuts were already -on the inside-]

[hoveringdonuts]

[the donuts were inside you the whole time]

[blue_karat]

[ In a moment of disbelief, Francine opens the window. ]

[ She stands back and watches a stray donut just float into the room. oooooo it's a pastry ghost 1spooky2you ]

What.

[glazedandconfused]

See? FLYING DONUTS.

[blue_karat]

That is... Why are there flying donuts, karat?

[ Francine is now waving her paws around the donut to check for strings. Nope, nothing, it is a genuine floating donut! She doesn't seem very interested in actually grabbing it for herself and eating it, instead slowly drawing her paws back. What kind of monster just leaves a perfectly good donut lying there in the air? ]

I don't recall this ever being part of the city's weather.

[glazedandconfused]

I don't know, but it's...

[There is only one word to describe this.]

Amazing.

[blue_karat]

It's strange, it what it is.

[ She turns around to close the window, but freezes. More donuts have have drifting into the room while her back was turned. ]

[ oH NO... ]

...

I will be leaving on a class trip later today and won't be back until after the weekend, karat. I expect that there will be no donuts floating or lying around this room when I come back.

[glazedandconfused]

[Despite the fact that Aoi does not see a problem with a horde of hovering donuts, she closes the window and nods.]

Don't worry! I'll take care of all of them!

[blue_karat]

[ There are many problems with donuts. Many sticky, sugary problems. ]

Good, good. But just in case...

[ Francine hurries to her closet, searching through it for something. ]

[ And she returns with furniture cover! ...Seriously? Yes, she is seriously spreading a plastic cover on her bed. ]

[glazedandconfused]

[Hey, she's not judgin.]

[blue_karat]

[ Finished with that task, Francine then takes her small low table and begins pushing it towards her closet. ]

I can just keep this hidden, karat, so I have an extra tarp if you want it. It's a little too small for a bed, though.

[glazedandconfused]

Um, that's okay! I'll be fine.

[I am going to eat

every donut.]

[blue_karat]

Suit youself.

[ Francine then...enters the closet and closes the door behind her? After a few minutes, she comes back out, wearing some of her slightly older clothes that she can afford to get dirty; she was going to wear these on the camping trip anyway. She's also draped the plastic cover around her head and shoulders. ]

I think I will brave the hallways now to see how the situation is outside. I'll see you later, karat!

[ And off she goes! Have fun with the donutverse, sucker. ]