a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[video]

[makesithot]

[FIRST THOUGH IT'S TIME FOR CHILI TO WAKE UP. SEE THE VIDEO. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. RUN BACK TO THE COMPUTER. AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR A VIDEO. Chili is ALREADY AWAKE AND OH GOD DONUTS]

THOSE ARE DONUTS AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

[Forget school. Forget anything else. Donuts.]

Re: [video]

[glazedandconfused]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

Re: [video]

[makesithot]

I'M GOING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW BYE

[Chili runs away and leaves his computer on, probably facing the sleeping form of his roommate who may or may not even be asleep by this point. This is Christmas 5.0.]

[THE HALLWAY]

[hoveringdonuts]

Re: [THE HALLWAY]

[makesithot]

This... This is...

[It's heaven, but Chili's just gonna eat instead. HE GRABS DONUTS AND EATS THEM WHILST FROLICKING ABOUT. O, WHAT A JOYFUL MORNING IT IS.]