a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

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[glazedandconfused]

OUTSIDE

DONUTS

RAINING THEM!!!!

[trustycrowbar]

[One starts to get the impression that the VIDEO setting was accidental in the dark, because there's a loud THUMP as he tosses the tablet onto the bed with a crazy bouncing motion, and then a long view of a skewed ceiling and his silhouette along the frame going to the window and tearing open the curtains.]

...Holy god...!

[DONUTS. Frosted, glazed, filled, round, square, technicolor, floating, tumbling, DONUTS. Everywhere! Shallow seas of crullers, rivers of donut holes, fluid masses of eclairs, all hovering between three and six feet in the air! A thump and then he's grabbed the tablet again, noticeably more awake but still not looking straight-on to the camera.]

Who MADE all these? And why are they floating? Who makes anti-gravity donuts?!

[glazedandconfused]

I DON'T KNOW BUT THERE WAS A STUDENT TALKING TO ME ABOUT A HOVERING DONUTS MACHINE??? MAYBE IT MAKES THE DONUTS TOO, ISN'T IT AMAZING!?!??!??

[hovering past Asahina's camera]

[hoveringdonuts]

[trustycrowbar]

[He cringes at the AGAIN loud shouting and glares at the phone and only then realizes that video is on after a long nearsighted squint. Oh. Oops.]

A hovering...

[Waaaaaaait.]

This wasn't a rotund kid in overalls, was it?

[glazedandconfused]

I ONLY SAW A GRAINY BLACK AND WHITE VIDEO BUT MAYBE HE WAS WEARING OVERALLS???

[trustycrowbar]

[APPLE KID... B|]

Have you eaten any of them yet? I wouldn't assume that they're safe for human consumption just yet, not until they're tested.

[glazedandconfused]

OOPS...