[Video - Thor, God of Thunder has enrolled- oh wait it's a high school girl]

[oogremi]

[Not that Sakura is tech challenged, exactly, but video networks put you on the spot a bit. Not something she enjoys.]

...Hello. I wish to make a formal introduction. My name is Sakura Oogami. I am new to this school.

[...Is that enough? That's not enough.]

I would also like to inquire about what sports clubs are available in this school, wrestling in particular. I was told this school houses great fighters, and so I hope to challenge all of you, eventually.

For now, however, I have one more question: Where is the best place in town to buy protein?

Comments

[will_be_god]

[A new student? Fascinating. Cyrus's impassive face appeared on the screen.]

I welcome you to our school. I am Cyrus, the ethics teacher. I trust I will see you there.

[oogremi]

Thank you. You can count on my attendance.

we're doin action we're doin it

[glazedandconfused]

[There is no comment to this entry, only Aoi very nearly falling out of her chair in COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK. Sakura-chan is dead. There was no getting around that, until she came here and realized that Final Destination was a place between places where people she'd never thought she'd see again were alive and well.

And she'd hoped, even though she never said anything--hoped with all of her heart that whatever strange powers had brought her fellow classmates back, would eventually bring Sakura back, too.

Now that it's actually happened, Aoi has no idea how to react. She stays unmoving on the floor for a long moment, hand over her mouth, fighting back tears, and then she's OFF, sprinting through the halls of the dorms. Aoi has no idea where Sakura is, but she is going to find her. She knows which dorms have been empty--all she has to do is pound on doors until she gets an answer.]

[derp]

[flamejock]

::The door opens, it is Mondo's fuzzy friend you gave CPR makeouts to wearing only boxer shorts. He yawns.::

Yeah?

[This is the weight room]

[tank_rockarms]

::Hello, frantically running in girl. The blue-haired wall of muscle is in here, as usual. He's doing dead lifts to work on his core, bro.::

Hey. ::grunt, clang, grunt, clang, grunt, clang::

we're making it happen

[oogremi]

[Sakura couldn't quite tell, but it sounds like there was a pounding coming down the hall. Getting closer to her room. At first, she thought it might be a daily drill of some sort, someone going around on a surprise room inspection or something.

But then she heard a voice she never thought she'd hear again.

Aoi doesn't have time to get to Sakura's door before it flings open and she dashes into the hallway, her composure cracked in two.]

Aoi-!

[APPLE KID'S ROOM]

[notstevejobs]

::The smell is... stale and sour as the door opens. A rotund youth stands in the doorway.::

Hello, are you here to purchase an invention?

[cannonspike]

You arrived just in time for football tryouts!

Oh, my name is Cammy, by the way. Welcome to the school! A very close friend of mine shares the name 'Sakura' with you.

[richasshole]

You're going to fight everyone in the school? I suppose I can only expect as much from you.

[Video]

[holydeath]

[On the feed now is one (1) smiling nun in full battle armor.]

Hello, Miss Oogami! My name is Sister Helga Wilhelmina; I'm the school's Physical Education teacher. If there's anything you want to know about sports clubs, I'd be the one who could tell you.

[oogremi]

I apologize, but I am unacquainted with this game.

Pleasure to meet you. I hope our similar names won't become confusing.

[oogremi]

Only those who present a challenge.

And I am glad to see you alive, Togami.

Re: [derp]

[glazedandconfused]

Sorry! Wrong room!

[DOOR SLAM]

[glazedandconfused]

[ALSO THE WRONG ROOM GOODBYE]

[glazedandconfused]

No!

[Definitely the wrong room. Definitely goodbye.]

[TEACHER'S LOUNGE]

[bowbow]

::There's a giant lizard punching some guy wearing sunglasses indoors (lame) in the dick::

[Video]

[oogremi]

[A nun who teaches sports. And why not.]

It is a pleasure to meet you. It's just as I said, I would like to inquire about a wresting team, or the possibility of forming one. Recent events have kept me out of practice, and I wish to return to my training routine as soon as possible.

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[tank_rockarms]

Hey, I'm Max. I teach Smash Fundamentals and I'm assistant football coach. Can always use more guys on the football team. Ain't got a wrestling team.

I get my protein bars and powder mailed to me. But if I have to go buy some, 'cause I ran out, the Game & Nutrition Corporation (GNC) in the mall has a good selection, though the prices are a bit high.

If all you want is cheap, you can troll the drug stores for sales.

[Video]

[holydeath]

We don't have one just yet, but I'd be more than happy to help you form it. No doubt it would benefit many of the students here.

[Because seriously this is a fighting school.]

[glazedandconfused]

[NO WORDS, only a big, messy, sobbing tackle-hug as Aoi practically flings herself at Sakura with all her strength, still not quite sure that it's real.

But she is real, and solid, and she can't believe that it's happening. She can't even speak.]

Sakura, I--

[raced_god]

Shit, [says Falcon, as he is punched in the dick.] Damn.

[glazedandconfused]

[Okay goodbye.]

[Text]

[shyhacker]

We have a boxing club though I don't know if they're accepting sign ups at the moment, but you're just in time for football tryouts!

Of course, it's nice to see you again, Oogami-san!

[Hey isn't this guy suppose to be dead or something.]

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[oogremi]

It is a pleasure to meet you. I regret that I'm unfamiliar with this game, but if my presence would aid the team than I would be open to learning.

Price is no object when it comes to maintaining my strength. Thank you for the information.

[Text]

[oogremi]

Chihiro? Is it truly you?