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smashacademy2013-08-27 12:07 am
stay_classy_cat) wrote in smashacademy2013-08-27 12:07 am
Entry tags:
- bowser (mario),
- chili (pokemon),
- clear (dramatical murder),
- connor kenway (assassin's creed),
- gordon freeman (half-life),
- isabelle (animal crossing),
- knuckles (sonic),
- mary (ib),
- mondo oowada (dangan ronpa),
- naoya (devil survivor),
- pulseman (pulseman),
- rhys (fire emblem),
- robotnik/eggman (sonic),
- shadow (sonic the hedgehog),
- warren/persian (pokemon)
[video] DRAMABALLS AWAY
[RIIIIING. RIIIIIING. RIIIIIIIIIIIING.
What little asshole pulled the fire alarm? Who knows, but after about 30 minutes of being herded to and milling around on the grass, it's announced that this was likely a prank since there's no discernible fire anyone can identify. It's safe to return back to your dorm rooms, and REMINDER; DON'T PULL THE FIRE ALARM AS A PRANK OR YOU WILL GET DETENTION!!! Seems like another ordinary day at Smash Academy, right?
No, there's something a little more ominous in the air...]
Attention, Smash Academy. This is Mayor Tabuu speaking.
[Whoa, something must be really important for him to address Smash Academy's network specifically.]
Eggman is a filthy liar. He's betrayed all of you! The insipid, fat, lumbering oaf is abusing his power and must be stopped.
[Wait... didn't... Tabuu authorize Eggman into Martial Law? Since when has Tabbuu used such flowery insults? SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON.]
He's turned against you, and is robotisizing your own kind! Eirika's been missing from our--your fair academy and this is why! She's been kidnapped by him and was robotisized! If he's not stopped--
[BZZZTTTT--KSSSSHHHHH--! Suddenly, static! WE ARE INTERRUPTING THIS FEED FOR A VERY IMPORTANT HIJACK...]
ATTENTION, SMASH ACADEMY! Listen close and listen well! I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the world's greatest genius, and YOUR SAVIOR! I come to you with DIRE NEWS... Your beloved Mayor Tabuu is a FRAUD! An IMPOSTER, created to impersonate him and deliver this city into the hands of your REAL nemesis! Not I, my subjects, someone FAR worse than me!
I speak, of course, of one SETH RICHARDSON! Yes, your friend Seth has been a VERY busy boy this past year! the DRUGGED LOLLIPOPS he's been feeding into the city have caused no end of trouble for everyone! But that's not the LEAST of his crimes... No, with the money he's made from the drugs he's sold, he's created POKEBALLS capable of capturing ANYONE, even HUMANS! And replacing them with PERFECT DUPLICATES, completely subservient to his will!!
I have done my utmost to PROTECT you, to keep you SAFE from the madness Seth's machinations have wrought! And now it's time to STAND UP and TAKE YOUR LIVES BACK!!
Me? That's laughable, truly laughable! How desperate must you be to point fingers at someone such as me, you insipid, fat, lu--bloated worm! Who's honestly going to believe you with your track history? Who could've forgotten your ridiculous and stupid Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park? Or that time you tried to eat everyone's history? Face it, you've had your fun and your time is up. Tabuu wants you out and so does everyone else. If anything we should be standing up and rising against YOU!
Besides, where did you even get all this nonsense about me? I'd like to see some evidence, if your tiny, feeble, cotton-filled brain can comprehend that.
Oh, you're going to EAT those words, you smug, freckle-faced punk! You see, I got all this information from a rather reliable source. Our mutual friend Ulki, who happened to overhear your discussion with your SUPPLIERS, filled me in on ALL the juicy details he overheard. He even brought a little surprise. But don't take MY word for it...
[The camera pans to the side. Ulki is there, flanked by two Badniks. In his hand is the stolen Catball.]
See for YOURSELF.
[Seth stares blankly at the screen, even paling a little bit. Mary... He'll kill her! He'll kill her a million times over. Seth manages a twisted smile but resolve is cracking. He's sure Eggman isn't trustworthy and he could convince everyone else of that, but the bird...]
Ha... ha ha ha! So what? That could be a rock with a pawprint on it for all any of the lot of you know!
[Ulki looks hardly so convinced. ]
Shall we open it then? Besides, [He spins the ball around in his hand, showing the pawprint that was previously obscured.] How could you have known that?
[Seth is brilliantly caught in his own lie, worse yet, he still jumps too eagerly at the chance to cover it up.]
No! Don't! [His lips twitch and his smile is a bitter one, forced and seething.]--You don't know what that would do... do you? You might push a wrong button and hurt whoever's inside. I wouldn't put it past either of you, given your penchant for blatant idiocy anyway.
[Camera pans back to Eggman.] HURT whoever's inside? Now there's an interesting thought... Since when has letting a Pokemon out of their ball HURT them? Now I'm DOUBLY curious to see what's inside! Or would you rather just CONFESS?
Why don't you confess to being unwanted? You're an utter failure at everything you do! None of your plans has ever worked and for good reason: they're dumb. Your fiancé could have picked so much better.
[WISE AND MATURE WORDS FROM SETH RICHARDSON.]
YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET BRINGING HER INTO THIS, YOU PONCE!!
Now hear this, everyone! I am calling for the ARREST of Seth Richardson! Soon my robots will arrive at the academy gates to assume control of the school until he is IN CUSTODY. Submit, and you will be spared. Resist, or otherwise interfere with my efforts, and you will be ARRESTED and ROBOTISIZED INTO MY ARMY!! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!!
[Seth makes a grande display of open arms, smugly psychotic grin plastered on his face as if to say, "Dare ye cometh at me, sir?" The fact Eggman just declared robot season open is just as bad as the next line out of him:]
You have no control over me. I'd sooner die then let my plans be interfered by a corpulent, tactless, wretched ignoramus such as yourself! I'll take what's rightfully mine from you whether you and your bushy, unkempt mustache like it or not. [He makes a fist at the screen.] Considering you an equal gentleman would be an insult, so instead of proposing a fair and just duel, I'll promise you this: If you so much as show your face around here or FDC and get in my way, I'll fucking rip you apart!
[WAIT HE'S NOT DONE YET--Seth ducks out of the screen just a moment an returns with something around his neck. Yes it's Flurrie'sbig balls necklace he's fingering coyly.]
Oh, and tell Flurrie if she wants these back she can come and get them. They're not quite my size.
[Eggman's hands clench into fists of rage.]
YOU... WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SCRUBBING FLOORS AS A CLEANING BOT!!
I quiver with fear!
YOU WILL BE!!
What little asshole pulled the fire alarm? Who knows, but after about 30 minutes of being herded to and milling around on the grass, it's announced that this was likely a prank since there's no discernible fire anyone can identify. It's safe to return back to your dorm rooms, and REMINDER; DON'T PULL THE FIRE ALARM AS A PRANK OR YOU WILL GET DETENTION!!! Seems like another ordinary day at Smash Academy, right?
No, there's something a little more ominous in the air...]
Attention, Smash Academy. This is Mayor Tabuu speaking.
[Whoa, something must be really important for him to address Smash Academy's network specifically.]
Eggman is a filthy liar. He's betrayed all of you! The insipid, fat, lumbering oaf is abusing his power and must be stopped.
[Wait... didn't... Tabuu authorize Eggman into Martial Law? Since when has Tabbuu used such flowery insults? SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON.]
He's turned against you, and is robotisizing your own kind! Eirika's been missing from our--your fair academy and this is why! She's been kidnapped by him and was robotisized! If he's not stopped--
[BZZZTTTT--KSSSSHHHHH--! Suddenly, static! WE ARE INTERRUPTING THIS FEED FOR A VERY IMPORTANT HIJACK...]
ATTENTION, SMASH ACADEMY! Listen close and listen well! I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the world's greatest genius, and YOUR SAVIOR! I come to you with DIRE NEWS... Your beloved Mayor Tabuu is a FRAUD! An IMPOSTER, created to impersonate him and deliver this city into the hands of your REAL nemesis! Not I, my subjects, someone FAR worse than me!
I speak, of course, of one SETH RICHARDSON! Yes, your friend Seth has been a VERY busy boy this past year! the DRUGGED LOLLIPOPS he's been feeding into the city have caused no end of trouble for everyone! But that's not the LEAST of his crimes... No, with the money he's made from the drugs he's sold, he's created POKEBALLS capable of capturing ANYONE, even HUMANS! And replacing them with PERFECT DUPLICATES, completely subservient to his will!!
I have done my utmost to PROTECT you, to keep you SAFE from the madness Seth's machinations have wrought! And now it's time to STAND UP and TAKE YOUR LIVES BACK!!
Me? That's laughable, truly laughable! How desperate must you be to point fingers at someone such as me, you insipid, fat, lu--bloated worm! Who's honestly going to believe you with your track history? Who could've forgotten your ridiculous and stupid Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park? Or that time you tried to eat everyone's history? Face it, you've had your fun and your time is up. Tabuu wants you out and so does everyone else. If anything we should be standing up and rising against YOU!
Besides, where did you even get all this nonsense about me? I'd like to see some evidence, if your tiny, feeble, cotton-filled brain can comprehend that.
Oh, you're going to EAT those words, you smug, freckle-faced punk! You see, I got all this information from a rather reliable source. Our mutual friend Ulki, who happened to overhear your discussion with your SUPPLIERS, filled me in on ALL the juicy details he overheard. He even brought a little surprise. But don't take MY word for it...
[The camera pans to the side. Ulki is there, flanked by two Badniks. In his hand is the stolen Catball.]
See for YOURSELF.
[Seth stares blankly at the screen, even paling a little bit. Mary... He'll kill her! He'll kill her a million times over. Seth manages a twisted smile but resolve is cracking. He's sure Eggman isn't trustworthy and he could convince everyone else of that, but the bird...]
Ha... ha ha ha! So what? That could be a rock with a pawprint on it for all any of the lot of you know!
[Ulki looks hardly so convinced. ]
Shall we open it then? Besides, [He spins the ball around in his hand, showing the pawprint that was previously obscured.] How could you have known that?
[Seth is brilliantly caught in his own lie, worse yet, he still jumps too eagerly at the chance to cover it up.]
No! Don't! [His lips twitch and his smile is a bitter one, forced and seething.]--You don't know what that would do... do you? You might push a wrong button and hurt whoever's inside. I wouldn't put it past either of you, given your penchant for blatant idiocy anyway.
[Camera pans back to Eggman.] HURT whoever's inside? Now there's an interesting thought... Since when has letting a Pokemon out of their ball HURT them? Now I'm DOUBLY curious to see what's inside! Or would you rather just CONFESS?
Why don't you confess to being unwanted? You're an utter failure at everything you do! None of your plans has ever worked and for good reason: they're dumb. Your fiancé could have picked so much better.
[WISE AND MATURE WORDS FROM SETH RICHARDSON.]
YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET BRINGING HER INTO THIS, YOU PONCE!!
Now hear this, everyone! I am calling for the ARREST of Seth Richardson! Soon my robots will arrive at the academy gates to assume control of the school until he is IN CUSTODY. Submit, and you will be spared. Resist, or otherwise interfere with my efforts, and you will be ARRESTED and ROBOTISIZED INTO MY ARMY!! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!!
[Seth makes a grande display of open arms, smugly psychotic grin plastered on his face as if to say, "Dare ye cometh at me, sir?" The fact Eggman just declared robot season open is just as bad as the next line out of him:]
You have no control over me. I'd sooner die then let my plans be interfered by a corpulent, tactless, wretched ignoramus such as yourself! I'll take what's rightfully mine from you whether you and your bushy, unkempt mustache like it or not. [He makes a fist at the screen.] Considering you an equal gentleman would be an insult, so instead of proposing a fair and just duel, I'll promise you this: If you so much as show your face around here or FDC and get in my way, I'll fucking rip you apart!
[WAIT HE'S NOT DONE YET--Seth ducks out of the screen just a moment an returns with something around his neck. Yes it's Flurrie's
Oh, and tell Flurrie if she wants these back she can come and get them. They're not quite my size.
[Eggman's hands clench into fists of rage.]
YOU... WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SCRUBBING FLOORS AS A CLEANING BOT!!
I quiver with fear!
YOU WILL BE!!
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Vaguely aware he was being lined up for a point blank shot, Seth continued to feircely hold onto and try to scratch through Eggman's transparent safety bubble. So assured of his own victory, he would take all of the point blanks. He could take it especially so he could ramble psychotically in Eggman's face.
"He's too TRANSPARENT! No one suspected sweet little old me. No one knew any better. I fooled even YOU! I bet you don't even know my REAL NAME." He sneered, pressing his nose up against the glass, as if he could lick/bite off Eggman's face through it.
"Oh yes hee hee haa ha ha--you fell for Mayor Tabuu, HA HA, like a Slowpoke falling to a Rocket grunt's blade! Like MY Rocket grunts! My plan is PERFECT! Team Rocket will rise back into glory and I won't let you take what's rightfully mine. I'm perfect for this!"
Seth, darling, no... you're batshit crazy. And drooling/bleeding purple even more all over the Egg Walker.
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Bowser turned the camera back on himself, and said in a Very Serious Tone, "Catman is clearly insane; I believe he has syphilis and it has finally reached his brain, driving him mad. He's talking about Team Rotten, which is clearly a terrible name for a team of any sort. He would probably require years of psychiatric help to get him back to being like some sort of normal person that didn't blow chunks, if he weren't already doomed from, again, it seems clear, the syphilitic fever that is eating away at his brain stem at this very moment. He probably got it from Princess Daisy."
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Finally, his shot was lined up, and he fired his laser right into Seth to shoot him off of the Egg Walker. "I must admit, you've done quite a good job of deceiving everyone around you! The students, the faculty, those children you conned into selling your drugs for you... I admit, even I was taken in! But you could never HOPE to be as brilliant and clever as ME, you mangy cat!"
He stomped back, locking targets on Seth, grinning past the visor of his walker. "You got SLOPPY. You let your fake Tabuu give me all this authority! You underestimated what kind of plans I would come up with for this city! You even LET YOURSELF BE OUTED BY THAT HAWK! Face it. You're nowhere near as PERFECT as you think. And if YOU'RE the best that Team Rocket has to offer? I PITY them!"
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On the ground, red and purple liquid pooled out of his back, but it didn't take him long to get back up on his feet, seemingly larger in size now. He was slowly drawing shadowbugs out of the air from a few select clones on the ground into his body, not caring that he probably couldn't physically take much more. Greed and blind determination kept him going. The hulking werecat's entire body ached, yet he persisted and sneered at his adversary.
"I'm the best and the worst Team Rocket has to offer since they wouldn't even exist anymore without me." He spat, doing his best to ignore all the faults that were just pointed out.
"I was just a low-level grunt, an experiment on an experimental Technical Machine. TM Transform. Oh yes--the very thing that's given rise to all the fascinating hybrid humanization here in Final Destination City came from unethical experiments done on me, by Team Rocket."
"Nghn... Just think of the irony--all the drug riots, all the segregation and violence between man and beast, between flesh and metal. I just proved no one is capable of being civilized. The cycle won't stop until someone puts an end to it." Seth thrust forward his hand, a clawed finger pointing at Eggman dramatically.
"A true leader."
"We both want the same things, admit it." Veins pulsed around his neck and his eye twitched, anger surmounting to a head. Seth screamed, fists clenched with purple electricity sparking around him. "ADMIT IT! TELL ME I'M WRONG!"
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The Egg Walker hopped into the air and rocketed into the sky. From up above, a large robot suit flew down to land across from Seth, leaving dents in the surface. Its head folded open, and Eggman flew up to it, locking his craft into it.
"Bulk up all you want! I can go bigger too!" he taunted. "Because as clever and destined as you think you are, you will NEVER be smarter than ME!" With that, the head of the robot slid shut around the cockpit, and raised its fist to launch a spiked rocket at Seth.