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oo6; a dire announcement.

[ Just a small text this time, but everyone in the academy better listen up. It's serious. Absolutely serious. ]

A former staff member of the academy, Miss GLaDOS, was found dead in Ferrothorn Park on Saturday, March 9th, at 1:13 AM. Signs of decay are imminent, suggesting that she has been there for some time. Her body has since been removed from the property and has been sent for autopsy.

There will be no further details given.

[ That's it. He's not about to drag any personal feelings into this, no matter how much it makes his gut wretch. ]

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You're in denial. Pfffffffft...

You do know I can trace your network ID, do you?

[ cuz he could

maybe

AND HE CAN FIND YOU!!!!!!!!! ]

Go aheaaad. [ She sounds dismissive, like it's none of her business. ] What'cha gonna do when you find that stuff out, anyway? What's that gonna do for you? The answer is:--!

[ She drum rolls with her fingers on the mic, making an annoyingly loud sound. ]

--nothing.

I can trace the source of your computer, find you, and show to you that you do not mess with staff under any circumstance.

Physically.

[ unless he hates them then apparently it's fine??? ]

Oooooh, oooooh! [ She sounds so thrilled in this over-the-top way, and her voice is shrill and high-pitched and way above indoor volume at this point. ] Someone's finally picking a fight with me?! And it's a staff member! I'm shaking!

...Is it fear, or excitement? Gee hee hee!! I think I know the answer!

It ought to be fear. I am immortal and limitless in power. You cannot win.

I'll give you one last chance to apologize and/or run for your life.

[ Ego? What ego? ]

As if that'd save you. [ Her tone's flat.

But then she livens up again, like she's more interested in what she has to say. ]

Aaaanyway, what am I supposed to be apologizing for again? I think you should apologize! You called me irresistible blah-blah material, and there's not a chance that was supposed to be a compliment! How rude, treating a young girl like that... Tsk tsk! I did nooothing wrong~♪

[ mili omg he is going to eat your face for breakfast ]

You are the one with creepy and suspicious behavior. I needn't apologize for anything. I don't care if you are a young girl. Age and gender does not matter if you are a potential killer.

If you don't care to read any of that, let me put it simply for you:

No.

That's your opinion. That I'm creepy. And suspicious. I even said I was gonna cry earlier, how's that creepy? Doesn't everyone cry when someone dies? Huh?!

So your opinion? Doesn't matter. Keep being suspicious. And judgmental! Karma'll bite you in the butt! Hee hee hee...! I've done nooothing at all, nothing wrong, nothing to anybody! Nothing!

But you didn't intentionally mean that, did you? You covered up your tracks. Your tone is more than enough evidence to me.

Of course, I sincerely doubt arguing with you will do any good. Just know that you will be watched.

My tone this, my tone that, who cares?! Moooore judgement. Tsk! Aaaaanyway, I can't wait to find you... watching me! That'll be sooo much fun! I'll have my very own stalker! Or... will I? I look forward to it. Eee hee hee!

Yes, yes, enjoy the fun of the moment. I promise that it won't last.

[ ooooh big bad ultimate lifeform right here ]

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