oo6; a dire announcement.

[obfuskate]

[ Just a small text this time, but everyone in the academy better listen up. It's serious. Absolutely serious. ]

A former staff member of the academy, Miss GLaDOS, was found dead in Ferrothorn Park on Saturday, March 9th, at 1:13 AM. Signs of decay are imminent, suggesting that she has been there for some time. Her body has since been removed from the property and has been sent for autopsy.

There will be no further details given.

[ That's it. He's not about to drag any personal feelings into this, no matter how much it makes his gut wretch. ]

Comments

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[obfuskate]

But you didn't intentionally mean that, did you? You covered up your tracks. Your tone is more than enough evidence to me.

Of course, I sincerely doubt arguing with you will do any good. Just know that you will be watched.

[voice]

[milimili]

My tone this, my tone that, who cares?! Moooore judgement. Tsk! Aaaaanyway, I can't wait to find you... watching me! That'll be sooo much fun! I'll have my very own stalker! Or... will I? I look forward to it. Eee hee hee!

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[obfuskate]

Yes, yes, enjoy the fun of the moment. I promise that it won't last.

[ ooooh big bad ultimate lifeform right here ]