[Hey! It's this guy again! Last time he was on the network, he encouraged acts of arson. So, you know this is probably going to be just as great.]

Hagakure... and I guess any other kids who're at a loss for somethin' constructive to do.

[OK. Good start. Bored kids. Summer vacation. Wait... constructive?]

Got permission and materials to set up that chicken coop you wanted to see about buildin', Hagakure. Got a few sets of plans to pick from, so come and see me whenever you got the time. If you're still interested.

[Aw.]

....also, just a quick question. How routine is it that school functions get crashed by giant robot monkeys? Where I'm from you just used to worry about drunk frat boys swingin' on by.

{{OOC: So if you're interested in making a Chicken Coop come and see Joel. In the woodshop room. Wear denim overalls. Required equipment for this exercise. ]]

[Hello friends, please enjoy this cheerful British voice. Wheatley sounds especially cheerful today. What could he possibly be so happy about?]

So! I'm pretty sure Rick is--Rick is dead, which is great news, if you knew him. Went down to the bunkers, last I heard, didn't come back. Probably a good indication that he is--that he is, in fact, dead.

[Oh.]

It's all right, it's all right, go ahead, breathe that sigh of relief, no one's--no one's going to judge you, trust me, we all felt the same way about that tosser.

But, uh, if you were friends with him, for some ungodly reason that I can't possibly fathom, I'm, ah. Sorry for your loss. If you didn't know him, well, let's just say you're better off. Good riddance to bad rubbish, if you ask me.