Chell 01 - Video and Text

[testsubject1]

[Oh look. It's a new student. Who came right after graduation. Oops. But she fiddles around with the webcam, curious about the technology. Her face shows a mixture of wonder and apprehension, hidden behind the facade of a cold stare.

She fiddles with the device more and it switches off. She decides to communicate in text.]

Hello. I'm a new student here, though it seems the school year just ended.

Comments

K DONE

[testgasm]

hi

Text

[testsubject1]

[Who the hell is this. Chell hasn't used a conventional computer since she was a child otherwise she'd think it was a spambot. Well it is a spambot of a different kind but...]

Hello.

text all the time TEXT WITH HIS BRAIN

[testgasm]

[oh my god

oh my god what is happening DOES SHE KNOW IT'S HIM DOES SHE...NOT KNOW IT'S HIM???

Obviously it's time to KEEP IT VAGUE.]

how are things

you look good

[you know, for someone who'd been in stasis, forced into testing, slightly exploded, and very nearly launched to the moon]

[testsubject1]

[Okay who is this. Why is this person saying things like "You look good." Nope not gonna stand for it.]

Who are you?

[testgasm]

[OH

MAN]

no one you know

at all

what's your name

[testsubject1]

What is yours?

[One more avoidance of the question and Chell will terminate this conversation. :|]

1/3

[testgasm]

oh that's an easy one

definitely know my own name

definitely going to tell you

right now

yes

[testgasm]

it's pendleton

[testgasm]

it's definitely pendleton

[testsubject1]

[Yeaaaaah... This conversation is over. Chell doesn't quite know who you are, but you are very suspicious. So she's not talking to you.]

[testgasm]

hello

are you still there

[testsubject1]

[WHAT THE HELL this school employs turrets now? Or at least that's the first thing Chell thinks of.]

[testgasm]

because it's sort of rude not to introduce yourself

i say

hi i'm pendleton

and you give me your name

it's only polite