[Video] Host Club Proposition~

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[Video feed on! Greeting you is a lithe looking blonde boy, or rather the very close up view of the freckles on his cheek because he pulls away from the computer webcam. He adjusts said camera for a moment until he produces a small, satisfied smile. There we are.]

You know, that was quite the party last week. [There's something subtly sarcastic in that smile of his. Maybe it's just the pointy looking canines or the glimmer in his red eyes.] I'd almost forgotten how welcoming this place can be at the most inopportune times. [Like, you know, during Very Important Cat Nap times.]

Oh, that's right. With the beginning of this new school year I had nearly forgotten to introduce myself to all the wonderful new faces. My name is Seth Richardson. I'm a ne--[pause] well, I guess I'm not so new any longer, am I? I came in a bit late this last year, so I'm technically still a senior. And you know what every senior needs? A fraternity.

Frankly, I'm surprised this place doesn't have a dozen of them already, but they're a bit uncouth for my tastes. So! I'm starting up a Host Club. Anyone of any age with any sense of class is invited. Just a nice little weekly get-together down in, AE-13. There will be tea parties, entertainment, maybe some fund raising here and there, and intelligent adult discussions on real-world issues. I know that might be hard to come by in a place like this but if you can handle that, do leave a note here or drop by. Snacks and drinks are on the house~

That automatically excludes unruly and violent pyromaniacs, so Blaze won't be joining us. It's for the better, really.

Trust me.

I don't disappoint.

[You can totally trust that smile.]

Comments

roomate cheatin';

[rivalsweetscent]

[Totally cheating and leaning back in his chair.] A what?

best kinds of cheating

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[He mirrors the action, although in a rather lazy fashion.]

A host club. That thing I told you about earlier? Don't you remember?

[He didn't tell you about it.]

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a host club?

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

Weren't you paying attention? It's a club run by hosts. Or hostess. If you want to be served by girls, then a girl will serve you. If you'd rather a guy, then that's fine too. Are you interested?

[distortionnoise.livejournal.com]

That sounds stupid Why the hell would anyone want to sit around and drink tea?

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

It's not just sitting around drinking tea~ There's also fund raising and other group activities. We wouldn't want all those fabulous talents of everyone here going to waste, now would we?

What would you bring to the table?

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

So essentially this 'host club' is similar to the cafe events the school would sometimes hold, correct?

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

More or less. Do you have an interest?

[surpass.livejournal.com]

Hm.

I am not sure what would qualify me to be of sophistication or class... but I can't say I'm not interested.

[plus he loves tea parties yeeeeaaaaaaah]

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

Class isn't hard to learn. All it takes is a little willingness to try.

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[auraqualia.livejournal.com]

[Riley's really trying to hold back his laughter. Really he is.]

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[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[Warren's not sure what to make of this video. Should he be offended? Oh, that hat~ He keeps a pleasant smile on his face.]

Does something amuse you~?

[vela_nova]

If you're running it, then it's no great loss.

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

I know you just want to be a part of it, but this is for everyone's safety, you know. I wish there was some other way, I really do.

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[goldtrainer.livejournal.com]

Why do they call it a Host Club if it's just a tea party?

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[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[EYEROLLING]

Because there's more than just tea, there'll also be snacks and movies and frankly whatever everyone feels like.

[everyone = him]

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[reservedempath]

[Colour Voile interested. Seth had her at intelligent adult discussions on real-world issues.]

If you don't mind my question, what exactly is a host club? Just like a group that gets together on a weekly basis? I've never heard of a fraternity either.

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[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[Hook, line and sucker sinker.]

That's the gist of it. Some people will host and others will be hosted. We can rotate things around unless someone proves to be especially talented with one or the other.

[a beat]

How do you feel about fancy outfits? Oh, and fraternities are an entirely different beast. Really, don't tarnish yourself with them my dear.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Huh - Ganondorf was going to set up a host club too, but now that he's gone, I guess that's not gonna happen.

Sure, I'll sign up.

Oh! And Blaze isn't dangerous, just so you know. She's actually really nice once you get to know her!

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[Here's my little secret--I killed Ganondorf]

I've gotten to know her very well, and she doesn't seem interested anyway.

Excellent! I look forward to seeing you there, Knuckles.

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

I like tea parties - especially ones with lots of little cookies and a cake and some fruit and stuff.

Can I come too, please?

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[Oh no you're going to come and eat everything aren't you?]

I won't say no~

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[will-ablaze.livejournal.com]

[Riwane readjusts her camera, having just dropped her jacket on top of it before she settles down to look at the message. A curious smile spreads on her youthful face as she wonders what it all meant!]

What's a host club? An' a fraternity fer that matter... actually I didn' understand most'of what'cha said, but it sounds like it'd be real fun! I reckon mos' parties are anyways, and I mean, there are snacks right?

....

Will there be spicy doritos? [You can blame Sonny for her newfound addiction to spicy doritos!]

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[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[Aaaahhh a new face, look at that. She looks easily corruptible. He flashes her a charming smile.]

There will be plenty of snacks! Every spice you can imagine. You should come on by.

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[princeangel.livejournal.com]

[A host club. A host club.

Oh one hand, that meant possibly doing actual work like serving people. On the other hand, that meant abusing his charm and charisma to appeal to the masses.

What a difficult decision.]

I might be interested in helping with this... host club.

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[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[You know what they say about great minds~ They think alike until one has to off the other and beat out the competition.]

Oh! I'm thrilled, you seem exactly like the sort can appreciate such a thing. More than anyone else.

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[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[Pit has never met Seth before, but this idea of his seemed to stroke his interest and keep it piqued. He didn't understand a few of the terms he threw around or what the grand purpose of such a club was but it engaged him and he loved social events, and this club sounded like it benefited the school. Being the little student-council enthusiast as he is, this seemed right up his alley! But first, some questions!

He turned on his video feed and peered in at Seth, who could probably see him now too. He looked just as curious as he was.] Hi, Seth! My name is Pit.

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[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

[Not an entirely unfamiliar face. He's seen Pit around, but never made much of an effort talk to the winged boy. He looked like the epitome of pure and angelic.]

Hello Pit. [Pit. Pit what an odd name to roll off his tongue. Like a fruit pit or an arm pit. Seth greets him with a pleasant smile.] I take it I've captured your interest?

[power-fokker.livejournal.com]

Ahh tea and discussion! It has been quite a while since I've had a proper afternoon tea.

[stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com]

Good. I'll make sure to have a wide variety to choose from. What type do you prefer?