[Video - entirely too much candy.]

[punchtheflute]

[It's a phone video from Sonny Moe! He waves at the camera.]

So! I was saving money to buy a car this year! But then, I thought, maybe that money could be used for something better. Something to help cheer everyone up, maybe? Because I know people are scared of the moon and stuff, even though King Bowser's going to have that all under control! So, I was like, what will make everyone happier? Then I remembered it's after Halloween, sooooo...

[And lo, he swivels the camera around to show a MOUNTAIN of candy sitting in an unused classroom.]



Yeah, you guessed it! I spent pretty much my life savings on super discounted Halloween candy to share with you all! I'm in the old Algebra classroom because I thought maybe it was time something fun happened in there! Come and get whatever you like!

OK, bye!!

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[punchtheflute]

Come and see how much you could eat! And you can take some with you too! Just make sure to leave some for everyone else, OK? It's a gift for the school!

[flamejock]

DO YOU HAVE DRY FLAVOR CANDY?

[punchtheflute]

I DO!

[Because it was FDC. Of course there was candy based on Pokémon treats.]

[flamejock]

::BOOM, YOUR DOOR SLAMS OPEN.::

::IT'S JOCK. JOCK WEARING NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF CARGO SHORTS.::

SONNY. SONNY, WHERE'S THE GOOD ONES?

[punchtheflute]

I was setting them aside for you over here but you're so quick I didn't have time to find many! Come help me get them!

[flamejock]

::Jock moved over to the big pile. Jock grabbed an armful in his manly arms and then moved them to another spot in the floor to sort them out.::

::Oh, now his copious amounts of chest hair is full of unwrapped pieces of candy.::

Okay, we're looking for the good ones now. Dry flavor.

::Jock are you going to notice the fact that your pecs have turned into a candy store? No? Okay.::

[punchtheflute]

OK!

[Sonny noticed. It was OK. The same thing would have happened to him if he wasn't wearing a shirt. The only sad thing was that whe Jock went to eat those bits of candy, there might be hair stuck to it. Not that Sonny would care. He'd eat it anyway. Hair, lint, dust, paperclips.... didn't much matter to a Snorlax. Or probably an arcanine.]

So, we can find all the dry ones. If you find any sour ones, could you put them in this bucket?

[He dragged over a bucket which already had some of his favorites in it. It was a large bucket. It looked like it used to house cleaning supplies or something of the sort, but it had been carefully cleaned so that it only smelled slightly of bleach.]

[flamejock]

::Jock began to figure out the taste difference by licking the candies, and putting the dry ones in one pile, and the sour ones in Sonny's bucket. The other ones, he's put away in another pile of mixed candies. Mixed, pre-licked candies.::

[punchtheflute]

[....Sonny would just eat those later. He didn't care. Jock slobber was fine. Well, for Sonny. For Sonny it was fine.

Sonny sometimes ate pinecones. That he found on the ground.

When he was out of sandwiches and Doritos.

Sonny was not a fussy eater.]

Do you only like dry candies? Or do you sometimes like spicy ones too?

[flamejock]

Spicy's okay. It's not my favorite, but I like it alright.

::There's a pile of 'good candies' and a pile of 'okay candies' and thankfully there's not really a 'reject' pile because 'bitter' is not a flavor that anybody makes candies out of.::

What's your favorite flavor?

[punchtheflute]

I like fruit flavored candies. The kind that are sour and a little tart.

[It was no coincidence that so many of Sonny's pile were things like green apple jolly ranchers and sour gummy worms.]

I like spicy candies, too. It's kind of funny because Red said that I shouldn't really like sweet things because of my Nature? But I actually like them a lot.

[flamejock]

I think probably it's because you're a Snorlax and Snorlaxes eat everything because that's what Snorlaxes do. Eat everything.

::Jock, you're so smart.::

[punchtheflute]

[Smartest doge.]

I think that's right too! Eating everything is my jam!