[Video - entirely too much candy.]

[punchtheflute]

[It's a phone video from Sonny Moe! He waves at the camera.]

So! I was saving money to buy a car this year! But then, I thought, maybe that money could be used for something better. Something to help cheer everyone up, maybe? Because I know people are scared of the moon and stuff, even though King Bowser's going to have that all under control! So, I was like, what will make everyone happier? Then I remembered it's after Halloween, sooooo...

[And lo, he swivels the camera around to show a MOUNTAIN of candy sitting in an unused classroom.]



Yeah, you guessed it! I spent pretty much my life savings on super discounted Halloween candy to share with you all! I'm in the old Algebra classroom because I thought maybe it was time something fun happened in there! Come and get whatever you like!

OK, bye!!

Comments

[punchtheflute]

I like fruit flavored candies. The kind that are sour and a little tart.

[It was no coincidence that so many of Sonny's pile were things like green apple jolly ranchers and sour gummy worms.]

I like spicy candies, too. It's kind of funny because Red said that I shouldn't really like sweet things because of my Nature? But I actually like them a lot.

[flamejock]

I think probably it's because you're a Snorlax and Snorlaxes eat everything because that's what Snorlaxes do. Eat everything.

::Jock, you're so smart.::

[punchtheflute]

[Smartest doge.]

I think that's right too! Eating everything is my jam!