[Video - entirely too much candy.]

[punchtheflute]

[It's a phone video from Sonny Moe! He waves at the camera.]

So! I was saving money to buy a car this year! But then, I thought, maybe that money could be used for something better. Something to help cheer everyone up, maybe? Because I know people are scared of the moon and stuff, even though King Bowser's going to have that all under control! So, I was like, what will make everyone happier? Then I remembered it's after Halloween, sooooo...

[And lo, he swivels the camera around to show a MOUNTAIN of candy sitting in an unused classroom.]



Yeah, you guessed it! I spent pretty much my life savings on super discounted Halloween candy to share with you all! I'm in the old Algebra classroom because I thought maybe it was time something fun happened in there! Come and get whatever you like!

OK, bye!!

Comments

[raw_angel_power]

Now THAT'S a pile of rubble I could stand to dig through!

[punchtheflute]

Hehe! Bring over a bucket, a shovel and some safety goggles! I have more in boxes I haven't even dumped out!

[flamejock]

Wow that's a lot of candy.............

[rivalthunderbolts]

Dude.

Bro.

Dude bro.

I'm coming right now.

Dude.

I'll be right there.

[punchtheflute]

Jock! Come and eat a whole bunch of it with me!!

[punchtheflute]

Yay! NOW It's a candy party!

Action!

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Jolt bolted for the Algebra classroom in Jolteon form as fast as his legs could carry him.

When he arrived.

He dove head-first into the mountain of candy.]

Re: Action!

[punchtheflute]

Haha! Hi, Jolt! It's good to see you!

[Sonny was sitting cross-legged in a patch of sunlight, surrounded by a snowdrift of foil and paper wrappers.]

Enjoy as much as you want! I wanted to do something to make the school a little happier, so, please! Enjoy yourself!

[flamejock]

How much can I have, Sonny?

[tank_rockarms]

Sonny, that's all empty calories.

Re: Action!

[rivalthunderbolts]

Sonny, you are a great friend, my man.

[His head finally poked out of the mound, with a chocolate bar sticking out of his mouth.]

[punchtheflute]

Come and see how much you could eat! And you can take some with you too! Just make sure to leave some for everyone else, OK? It's a gift for the school!

[punchtheflute]

You don't have to have any if you don't want! I could just give you a hug instead? Or I have some apples.

I have no protein readily available, though, unless you count candy bars with lots of peanuts in them. This is more about enjoying a lot of really good tasting stuff than it is about getting bigger. People need to be cheered up a little, you know?

Re: Action!

[punchtheflute]

I do my best!!

[He grabbed a little bag of M&Ms, tearing it open and depositing the colorful little guys in his mouth.]

Hopefully Max won't be too mad that I'm waaaaaaay deviating from my meal plan this week. I think that just in case me and Bowser CAN'T save the world? I want to go out knowing that I ate way more candy than I probably should of eaten.

Re: Action!

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Jolt quickly swallowed the candy bar, spitting out the wrapper.]

Hey. It's SO not the end of the world. Bowser or not, we're getting through this! You just gotta keep believing!

[tank_rockarms]

You gettin' bigger in the right way would cheer people up.

[flamejock]

DO YOU HAVE DRY FLAVOR CANDY?

Re: Action!

[punchtheflute]

Probably!

[He'd done his best to convince Riwane of the same thing at the Halloween party. That didn't mean he didn't have his own doubts.]

I hope so!

[punchtheflute]

It wouldn't cheer me up much right now.

[punchtheflute]

I DO!

[Because it was FDC. Of course there was candy based on Pokémon treats.]

Re: Action!

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Well, sure, he had his own lingering doubts, but he had faith, and that was more important.]

Hope is all we've got, so if we run out of that, then we're REALLY in trouble.

[needsmorebiceps]

Yeah, but you could be an inspiration to other guys.

[flamejock]

::BOOM, YOUR DOOR SLAMS OPEN.::

::IT'S JOCK. JOCK WEARING NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF CARGO SHORTS.::

SONNY. SONNY, WHERE'S THE GOOD ONES?

Re: Action!

[punchtheflute]

Hope and candy.

[Don't forget the candy, Jolt.]

[punchtheflute]

I am being an inspiration to other guys by giving them something nice to eat.

Not everyone is the same way. Not everyone likes to have big muscles and out of the ones that do, there's not many who care about how big mine are. But most people like candy. I love candy. My muscles are definitely big enough right now, so, I'm going to take a vacation from getting bigger muscles. If the world doesn't end, then my vacation could be over.