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[tank_rockarms]

So there used to be a pokemon who lived in the volcano, yeah? Named Pele or somethin'?

Is she, uh, back? Or is there some other pokemon in the volcano makin' things noisy? My forge is on the side of the volcano and, uh, it's been sorta noisy out there for the last couple of days. You know, volcano sounds. The sorta sounds volcanos make. Rumbles. Little shakes. Volcano stuff.

I ain't fireproof or nothin', or I'd go in to check it out, unless somebody can make me fireproof with magic? So, what I'm sayin' is, I need somebody to make me fireproof with magic so I can see what's goin' on in there.

This ain't an invitation to turn me into a pokemon again. Nah, if I type that somebody'll think it's funny and turn me into a pokemon again. End up as a fire pig thing this time. That girl had one who used to be here, he looked pretty cool, had like a big iron breastplate. I'd better delete that. Wait. Oh crud, how do I turn this voice software thing off? Uh. Computer, stop. Stop doing the thing. Computer, stop typing. Computer no. Computer, knock it off. I guess just, delete it with the button. Backspace. Maybe stop talkin' to the computer and sayin' what I do. Yeah.

Okay now let's just hit post, SHEET NOT AGAIN.

Comments

[flowerofmtsilver]

T'be honest, I always figured they were takin' it easy on the kids out've admiration of their bonds an' teamwork, that kinda thing. You beating her up for the right t'use her volcano might not get the same response.

[tank_rockarms]

Aw, I already asked her about settin' up the forge on the volcano back when she was here. Told her what I was usin' it for, and she said that was a good use of her volcano. I musta impressed her with my argument skills.

[flowerofmtsilver]

Is that right...? I seem t'remember her bein' the haughty, angry-at-everyone type.

Maybe she was more impressed with your muscles.

[tank_rockarms]

Well, I mean, I'd be impressed with my muscles, too.