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[tank_rockarms]

So there used to be a pokemon who lived in the volcano, yeah? Named Pele or somethin'?

Is she, uh, back? Or is there some other pokemon in the volcano makin' things noisy? My forge is on the side of the volcano and, uh, it's been sorta noisy out there for the last couple of days. You know, volcano sounds. The sorta sounds volcanos make. Rumbles. Little shakes. Volcano stuff.

I ain't fireproof or nothin', or I'd go in to check it out, unless somebody can make me fireproof with magic? So, what I'm sayin' is, I need somebody to make me fireproof with magic so I can see what's goin' on in there.

This ain't an invitation to turn me into a pokemon again. Nah, if I type that somebody'll think it's funny and turn me into a pokemon again. End up as a fire pig thing this time. That girl had one who used to be here, he looked pretty cool, had like a big iron breastplate. I'd better delete that. Wait. Oh crud, how do I turn this voice software thing off? Uh. Computer, stop. Stop doing the thing. Computer, stop typing. Computer no. Computer, knock it off. I guess just, delete it with the button. Backspace. Maybe stop talkin' to the computer and sayin' what I do. Yeah.

Okay now let's just hit post, SHEET NOT AGAIN.

Comments

[deathboss]

....Oh.

[Right. He knew that.]

Well they seemed pretty dramatic so I'm sure we'd know. The place has been pretty weird lately.

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah, if Pele and that water-guy were back it'd probably explain what's goin' on at the lake and stuff, too.

[deathboss]

What a pain...well if they do I guess we gotta do the hero thing right? Put a stop to it somehow...

[tank_rockarms]

I mean, ten year old kids do it all the time. How hard can it be?

[deathboss]

T-ten year old kids?! This isn't some sort of weird anime, bro!

[tank_rockarms]

Uh, you ever met a pokemon trainer before? Like, seven year old kids jump outta the grass and throw pokemon at you. Ten year old kids beat up pokemon gods all the time.

[deathboss]

And their parents just let them go out like that without so much as a worry?

Shit at that age I was...

Um never mind...

[tank_rockarms]

I dunno, that place is sorta weird like that. Kids just walk around wherever they want, 'cause they got a pokemon.