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smashacademy2014-10-19 07:19 pm
blueburnshotter) wrote in smashacademy2014-10-19 07:19 pm
[Video] Fly Blue Boy
[So SOMEONE is used to a life of fame and glory, doing promotional work involving cheer squad photoshoots and crap like that. Among this crap is an ANNUAL CALENDAR..
That he just found out was done without him this year.
And that a bear may or may not have been dressed up in a uniform and filled in for him. Hayato is not sure how much of the text message he should believe, but he doesn't rule that possibility out.
Either way, he is BUTTHURT. But he's determined not to miss out on the fun entirely. So here he is, all charming/smug smiles and bright ideas.]
I'm looking for an elite team of those who love the camera and who the camera loves right back.
It's nearly the end of the year, which means calendar sales will be shooting up pretty soon. So who wants to volunteer for a little school project? A Smash Academy calendar does sound like quite something, doesn't it? This school is rather well known in this city, so it has potential.
The proceeds will go toward a charity just in time to make the holidays a whole lot cheerier for those in need, people who need to keep track of dates will make their walls a little more beautiful... it's for a good cause all around.
How about it?
[TIME TO DRAW CUTE PINUPS IS WHAT I'M SAYING HERE]
That he just found out was done without him this year.
And that a bear may or may not have been dressed up in a uniform and filled in for him. Hayato is not sure how much of the text message he should believe, but he doesn't rule that possibility out.
Either way, he is BUTTHURT. But he's determined not to miss out on the fun entirely. So here he is, all charming/smug smiles and bright ideas.]
I'm looking for an elite team of those who love the camera and who the camera loves right back.
It's nearly the end of the year, which means calendar sales will be shooting up pretty soon. So who wants to volunteer for a little school project? A Smash Academy calendar does sound like quite something, doesn't it? This school is rather well known in this city, so it has potential.
The proceeds will go toward a charity just in time to make the holidays a whole lot cheerier for those in need, people who need to keep track of dates will make their walls a little more beautiful... it's for a good cause all around.
How about it?
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[He's seen some shit.]
But in this case, it's only a manner of speech. I want people who are photogenic.
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Nevermind, then.
[CONVERSATION OVER.]
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You, for example, would be perfect.
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[Ha ha what a funny joke.]
No thanks.
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Who are these people...
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[In a place where beasts can turn human or otherwise show at least as much sentience, it kind of makes sense that those could be the same thing.]
They're most deserving of a little joy around the holidays. And the rest of the year, for that matter.
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And what exactly makes you think I'd be 'perfect' for this calender?
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[Luxurious golden hair and a pretty face as far as is visible? WORKS FOR HIM.]
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[This is SO SHALLOW...]
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People are going to be looking at these pictures for a month at a time...
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...Fine.
[That was basically as enthusiastic as he was going to get for this.]
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But it's still a win for Hayato. And a win for all those cute animal children! A win for the world at large.]
Fantastic. I'll let you know the details once I've rounded up enough people.
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[Mission begrudgingly accepted?]
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Aw yeah, that hairporn picture is gonna be the cover.]no subject
I was tricked]