[Video] Fly Blue Boy

[blueburnshotter]

[So SOMEONE is used to a life of fame and glory, doing promotional work involving cheer squad photoshoots and crap like that. Among this crap is an ANNUAL CALENDAR..

That he just found out was done without him this year.

And that a bear may or may not have been dressed up in a uniform and filled in for him. Hayato is not sure how much of the text message he should believe, but he doesn't rule that possibility out.

Either way, he is BUTTHURT. But he's determined not to miss out on the fun entirely. So here he is, all charming/smug smiles and bright ideas.]

I'm looking for an elite team of those who love the camera and who the camera loves right back.

It's nearly the end of the year, which means calendar sales will be shooting up pretty soon. So who wants to volunteer for a little school project? A Smash Academy calendar does sound like quite something, doesn't it? This school is rather well known in this city, so it has potential.

The proceeds will go toward a charity just in time to make the holidays a whole lot cheerier for those in need, people who need to keep track of dates will make their walls a little more beautiful... it's for a good cause all around.

How about it?

[TIME TO DRAW CUTE PINUPS IS WHAT I'M SAYING HERE]

Comments

[video]

[icequeen_aran]

I'll contribute financially.

[blueburnshotter]

[He's not really in a position to call someone out on supporting from the sidelines considering his ENTIRE CAREER, but. He cannot let this blonde beauty go to waste.]

I certainly won't turn that down, but it truly would be a shame for that to be your only contribution.

[icequeen_aran]

[Samus is a creature of secrets and mystery and tragically also ass and titties.]

It's not something I have great experience with.

[Except for one damning piece of evidence in Falcon's wallet.]

[blueburnshotter]

Is that all? Well, you're speaking to a bit of an expert. Don't worry, we'll make sure to bring out your best side.

[At least this is not the SEXY EDITION...]

[icequeen_aran]

You're an expert photographer?

[A question that doesn't entirely sound like a question with how dry and scrutinizing it's delivered. Please tell her more of your expertise.]

[blueburnshotter]

Oh, no. We'd hire the best in town for that, certainly. But I know all about being in front of a camera.

[icequeen_aran]

You're in front of one right now, technically.

[Enlighten me, camera-boy.]

[blueburnshotter]

[And doesn't he look gorgeous. He made sure before turning it on!]

You know what I mean. Photo shoots are an easy [but often tiresome] process. I'll guide you through it.

[icequeen_aran]

[Listen to him speaking as if he's made her mind up for her already.]

I like to get hands on when the shooting isn't done with a camera.

[blueburnshotter]

[IS THIS INNUENDO

IT SOUNDS PRETTY INNUENDO-Y

Hey, he'd go for it, why not.]

Just what kind of experience do you have?

[icequeen_aran]

Automatic, semi-automatic, and manual. Bigger not always better, but in most cases it is.

[WHAT WERE YOU THINKING HAYATO...]

[blueburnshotter]

[Ah, she means actual guns.

...Still means innuendo-y though. There's no way that's not on purpose.]

Not the kind of skill I'm looking for. If you're going to knock them dead, do it with your looks.

[raced_god]

remember me as i was, absolutely gorgeous

[blueburnshotter]