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[cruelcurse]

I took a little trip, but I`m back now. You haven`t forgotten me, have you? It hasn`t been THAT long. I think I should be upset if I`ve been forgotten already, or something!

In case we haven`t met, my name is Henry. Since I already graduated and all that, I`m gonna be a teacher this time! Won`t that be fun? If you take my class, I`ll teach you all sorts of neat stuff. From how to turn your friends into slugs, to granting sentience to a dismembered chunk of flesh, to plotting out an episode of magically-induced hives for an entire army, I can teach you anything about sorcery and dark magic. (What if the hives were SO itchy that the soldiers started flaying off their skin just for relief? That would be something to see...)

Juuust so you know, I`m not responsible for any accidental injury, disease, or death experienced in my class. Neither`s the school, more fine text, blah blah, risk of possible and permanent side effects from malevolent spiritual interaction, your responsibility... you understand. Keep it in mind, okay? Bye!

Comments

[fakespeech]

Oh wow, so it'd be kind of like a random roulette if I'm not careful! That makes it sound even more fun!

Count me in, Mister teacher! I'll be there to learn all the spells so I can have even more fun than I am already!

[cruelcurse]

Sounds to me like you want to learn it poorly so you can mess up all the time, if random spells are your thing. Not that I`m one to judge. I`ve met plenty of bad sorcerers in my day, and I`ve been one myself. Have to start somewhere.

You can also be intentionally bad, at least. So there`s that.

[fakespeech]

But it wouldn't be perfect if I don't master my skills fully! ヽ(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

But then again, I guess if no one knows the outcome, that can also be fun... Hmm, what a dilemma!

Are there roulette-like spells? Like you just can't tell what outcomes you get even when you completely master it? (@°▽°@)

[cruelcurse]

Can`t think of any like that. Maybe if you just weren`t focusing on what you were doing, it would work the same. Like when I fall ill, I make a giant mess of things. The magic takes advantage of my body, and stuff gets cursed.

Not my fault, but totally random.

[fakespeech]

Oh, I see. I've never become sick before. (☉ε　⊙ﾉ)ﾉ How does it feel to be sick? ヘ(°◇、°)ノ

[cruelcurse]

To be sick? Icky! Nobody LIKES being sick, I don`t think. It makes your head feel like it`s stuffed to the brim with cotton that`s been soaking in ichor for too long.

Have you never been sick? Do you want the experience or something? I could help with that if you reeeeally wanted...

[fakespeech]

Stuffed with cotton? Grooooosss! へ(゜∇、°)へ Just hearing that makes me glad I'll never get sick, so no thanks! ヽ(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

[cruelcurse]

If you`re sure about that, then alright. But if you ever feel the hankering for a nasty cold, I`m your guy for diseases by curse. Still, lucky you! A lot of people would like to be exempt from illness, I`m sure...

[fakespeech]

I don't know when that'll be useful, but I keep that in mind!(゜▼゜＊）
Since I've been told it's not nice to ask for offers without giving one back, if you ever need some dimension traveling services you can ask me! ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ

[cruelcurse]

Dimension traveling services? I have no idea what that could mean, but count me in! What do you do with it?

[fakespeech]

Travel between different worlds, whether you want to or not! ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Teleport things from one world into another for maximum fun time! (๑꒪͒∀꒪͒๑) Or I can float around in space if I'm bored. ヽ(。_°)ノ

[cruelcurse]

Travel between different worlds...? Does that mean parallel universes or timelines and whatnot? Can you go to those?

[fakespeech]

Of course! (゜▼゜＊）

That reminds me, I haven't tried putting the same people from different parallel worlds to meet each other. I mean, the purple-shadow stuff kind of did that when it was going crazy, but it's not the same as me being the one doing it.ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ

I'll have to be more creative than that to spice things up then. ヽ(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

[cruelcurse]

I`m not too interested in meeting myself. Or maybe I am? I just wanted to see if I couldn`t figure out some confusing stuff about some of the people I know from back home. Mostly pointless stuff about the future turning out differently for me. No big deal.

[fakespeech]

Oh, you want to meet other people from parallel worlds! Right? (ノ)ʘ﹃ʘ(ヾ) That's easily doable too! (o≧▽ﾟ)o

[cruelcurse]

Neato! Maybe I`ll give it a shot sometime. Oh, with equal exchange, of course. I`m not expecting a favor like that to go unpaid, if that`s what you`d want.

[fakespeech]

Perfect~! Well it really depends on whether I like the person a lot or not. ☆(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

Actually, I've never got people to pay me back for anything. I always offered for things that seemed fun to do~! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) I guess if it's fun that's all it matters.

[cruelcurse]

Got you. That makes sense to me. I think you and I might be pretty similar, somehow.

[fakespeech]

I guess we do think kind of alike, don't we~? (　´∀｀) I hope we can become good friends and have lots of fun! (*°∀°)

[cruelcurse]

Sure! Let`s try for that, and have fun doing all kinds of questionable things. (^o^ )