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[cruelcurse]

I took a little trip, but I`m back now. You haven`t forgotten me, have you? It hasn`t been THAT long. I think I should be upset if I`ve been forgotten already, or something!

In case we haven`t met, my name is Henry. Since I already graduated and all that, I`m gonna be a teacher this time! Won`t that be fun? If you take my class, I`ll teach you all sorts of neat stuff. From how to turn your friends into slugs, to granting sentience to a dismembered chunk of flesh, to plotting out an episode of magically-induced hives for an entire army, I can teach you anything about sorcery and dark magic. (What if the hives were SO itchy that the soldiers started flaying off their skin just for relief? That would be something to see...)

Juuust so you know, I`m not responsible for any accidental injury, disease, or death experienced in my class. Neither`s the school, more fine text, blah blah, risk of possible and permanent side effects from malevolent spiritual interaction, your responsibility... you understand. Keep it in mind, okay? Bye!

Comments

[cruelcurse]

Travel between different worlds...? Does that mean parallel universes or timelines and whatnot? Can you go to those?

[fakespeech]

Of course! (゜▼゜＊）

That reminds me, I haven't tried putting the same people from different parallel worlds to meet each other. I mean, the purple-shadow stuff kind of did that when it was going crazy, but it's not the same as me being the one doing it.ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ

I'll have to be more creative than that to spice things up then. ヽ(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

[cruelcurse]

I`m not too interested in meeting myself. Or maybe I am? I just wanted to see if I couldn`t figure out some confusing stuff about some of the people I know from back home. Mostly pointless stuff about the future turning out differently for me. No big deal.

[fakespeech]

Oh, you want to meet other people from parallel worlds! Right? (ノ)ʘ﹃ʘ(ヾ) That's easily doable too! (o≧▽ﾟ)o

[cruelcurse]

Neato! Maybe I`ll give it a shot sometime. Oh, with equal exchange, of course. I`m not expecting a favor like that to go unpaid, if that`s what you`d want.

[fakespeech]

Perfect~! Well it really depends on whether I like the person a lot or not. ☆(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

Actually, I've never got people to pay me back for anything. I always offered for things that seemed fun to do~! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) I guess if it's fun that's all it matters.

[cruelcurse]

Got you. That makes sense to me. I think you and I might be pretty similar, somehow.

[fakespeech]

I guess we do think kind of alike, don't we~? (　´∀｀) I hope we can become good friends and have lots of fun! (*°∀°)

[cruelcurse]

Sure! Let`s try for that, and have fun doing all kinds of questionable things. (^o^ )