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[redshirted]

Hey, anyone know where I can get a good meal 'round here? Cafeteria's great, don't get me wrong but I've been living off rations for the past week. [Ian starts pulling MRE wrappers out of his pockets and holding them up for the video] They sorta get old quickly, you know?

Anyway, I'd kill for a decent meal, [Ian pats his stomach and tries to look pathetic and starved. Maybe someone will take pity on him and cook for him.] if anyone's offering. I'll make it up to you somehow.

[Ian leans in like he's ready to stop the video and then stops like he suddenly remembered something.]

Oh and by the way--! I'll be replacing all of the locks on the storage rooms, so they can be unlocked from the interior. For, erm, safety concerns.

Comments

[raced_god]

Why are you eating rations.

[tank_rockarms]

Uh, maybe you don't know about MREs but those are, you know, for emergencies. You ain't supposed to eat those for more than three weeks total. So, you know, a week ain't gonna kill you but it's sort of the opposite of a good idea.

[rivalsolarbeam]

[What was that, you needed someone to take pity on you and cook? It was going to be hard to find someone like that around he-- oh nevermind that was really easy. Here was one now.]

... Do you like stroganoff?

[icequeen_aran]

I'd tell you to try the vending machines but don't do that.

There are a lot of options in the city, if you have adequate transportation.

[Not that it isn't within walking distance, but, you know.]