Ian Malkovich (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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smashacademy2014-09-22 09:53 pm
redshirted) wrote in smashacademy2014-09-22 09:53 pm
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Hey, anyone know where I can get a good meal 'round here? Cafeteria's great, don't get me wrong but I've been living off rations for the past week. [Ian starts pulling MRE wrappers out of his pockets and holding them up for the video] They sorta get old quickly, you know?
Anyway, I'd kill for a decent meal, [Ian pats his stomach and tries to look pathetic and starved. Maybe someone will take pity on him and cook for him.] if anyone's offering. I'll make it up to you somehow.
[Ian leans in like he's ready to stop the video and then stops like he suddenly remembered something.]
Oh and by the way--! I'll be replacing all of the locks on the storage rooms, so they can be unlocked from the interior. For, erm, safety concerns.
Anyway, I'd kill for a decent meal, [Ian pats his stomach and tries to look pathetic and starved. Maybe someone will take pity on him and cook for him.] if anyone's offering. I'll make it up to you somehow.
[Ian leans in like he's ready to stop the video and then stops like he suddenly remembered something.]
Oh and by the way--! I'll be replacing all of the locks on the storage rooms, so they can be unlocked from the interior. For, erm, safety concerns.
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