Incoming Hagakure Text Post

[crystal_ballin]

TOGES, NAEGS, HINA WHERE ARE YOU I'M IN A SCHOOL WHERE THERE ARE FREAKING WINDOWS THAT YOU CAN SEE OUT OF AND THE SKY LOOKS SORT OF ALMOST NORMAL AND THIS COMPUTER LAB ACTUALLY HAS WORKING COMPUTERS AND FOR SOME REASON I HAD AN ACCOUNT ON IT.

ARE YOU GUYS HERE, TOO?

HINA?

HE'S HUNGRY.

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

HINA???????
HINA?????????
٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ HINA?!?!?!?!?! ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

Comments

[richasshole]

What the hell are you going on about now?!

[bad_ending]

(ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~ Toges! You made it to this school too! How'd we get here? Where's your kid?

[richasshole]

... My what.

[bad_ending]

(」゜ロ゜)」 Your son, dude! Toges 2: The Togening -- Back to the Togami Part 2.

[richasshole]

Wow, you must have really hit your head hard. Let's go down the list, Hagakure. Yes, I'm at this school. I've been here longer than you have. You've been here for a while though, we're no longer in Japan. Your name is Yasuhiro Hagakure, and you're a mediocre fortune teller. Here's the kicker of the whole thing-- I don't have a son.

[bad_ending]

Dude, you're the one who's hit his head, because I'm the one bouncing my son on my knee, and you know that Togami Two: I Still Know What You Togami'd Last Summer is like, 6 or 7 by now, dude. Way older than mine. ヽ（・＿・；)ノ

[glazedandconfused]

WHAT!?

[bad_ending]

HINA! ✰BABY MULDER✰ IS HUNGRY. щ(゜ロ゜щ)

[glazedandconfused]

Baby Mulder? What are you talking about?

[bad_ending]

Our son??? （・□・；）

[glazedandconfused]

Hagakure, we don't have a son.

[bad_ending]

…(•̩̩̩̩＿•̩̩̩̩) Listen, I know I had to go third, but trust me, I remember having a son. He's sitting on my lap.

[Video]

[golonghorns]

Any reason you're leavin' the capslock on, Hagakure? Shoot, I ain't that great with the computer and even I know that's kind've dumb.

And of course you can see out the windows. The sky goes kind of purple every so often but other'n that it's a nice day outside. You want to work on the Coop today?

Re: [Video]

[bad_ending]

Woah, who are you, dude? How do you know my name? L(・o・)」

[golonghorns]

The heck kind of game you playing, boy? I'm Joel. Your woodshop teacher. The guy you owe money to for burgers and a doctors visit. The guy who built you a tsubo sized wooden enclosure for a dozen baby chickens.

Any of this registerin' with you?

[video]

[bad_ending]

Uh, dude, I know that I live in a school but, uh, there haven't been any classes for like a decade, dude. I haven't had a class in years. I haven't had a burger or seen a doctor in a decade, either.

Although that baby chick enclosure sounds like something I'd be interested in...

Did you somehow get to this school that I'm in by escaping the Monokuma thugs?

::Hagakure strokes his noticeably fuller beard in thought.::

[video]

[golonghorns]

....Dangit, if you're just jerkin' my chain to get out of paying me back, I'm going to be pissed, Hagakure.

[But... the kid did look older. Look at that beard.]

No. No, I ain't heard of Monokuma thugs. I got here by wanderin' in through the woods about five months or so ago. Met you on my first day here. My first woodshop class, we were making bird houses but you wanted a chicken coop so we've been kind of working on that together.

You don't remember any of that?

[inspirethefire]

[Hang on a minute, he needs a second to process this.]

You named your child Mulder?

[bad_ending]

Yup. It's pretty much the best name, strange boy.

[inspirethefire]

I mean, I understand it's a more obvious reference, but the man's name is Fox. You make me watch this nonsense and you don't even bother with appropriate use of the knowledge?

[bad_ending]

Who names a kid Fox? That's crazy.

And when did I make you watch anything? I've never seen you before.

[inspirethefire]

Bill and Teena Mulder, evidently.

You've been hounding me about it for weeks. We're roommates, I think there has been some sort of temporal event to displace you from your timeline. I can start up a mission to try and realign you within history, if you want, though those usually get handled by my seniors.

[iamtheeggman]

[Eggman really wishes he had dissected your brain now.]

[bad_ending]

凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

not here

[andthefungoeson]

[Jesus christ what is going on in this network post.

Leon's glad he's not a part of this.]