006 [AUDIO]

[testgasm]

[Hello friends, please enjoy this cheerful British voice. Wheatley sounds especially cheerful today. What could he possibly be so happy about?]

So! I'm pretty sure Rick is--Rick is dead, which is great news, if you knew him. Went down to the bunkers, last I heard, didn't come back. Probably a good indication that he is--that he is, in fact, dead.

[Oh.]

It's all right, it's all right, go ahead, breathe that sigh of relief, no one's--no one's going to judge you, trust me, we all felt the same way about that tosser.

But, uh, if you were friends with him, for some ungodly reason that I can't possibly fathom, I'm, ah. Sorry for your loss. If you didn't know him, well, let's just say you're better off. Good riddance to bad rubbish, if you ask me.

Comments

[audio]

[makesithot]

...Rick? Dead?

[His tone was disbelief. But then, it turned into frustration and anger.]

Stop joking, Wheatley! Rick can't die and you know it! If you can't die like you told me, he can't die, either!!

[How dare you joke about his friends dying]

Re: [audio]

[testgasm]

What? We can die! When did I ever tell you that we can't die? Because, uh, last I checked, we could die.

Re: [audio]

[makesithot]

Good to know! I'll remember that for next time I see you!

[testgasm]

Wh--hey! I didn't kill him, if that's what you're implying!

[makesithot]

Well I know Rick's not dead! I won't believe you! Liar!

[testgasm]

Okay, uh, then where's he gone?

[makesithot]

Not... Not dead, that's for sure. Rick wouldn't just die. That's how I know!

[testgasm]

Well, ah. He did. He just died.