[Video]

[cross_halberd]

[ After finally learning how to operate technology on a basic level, a young pale-skinned lady can be seen on video. ]

I hope I'm doing this right... this is all so strange.

If only this were a battle, I know exactly what I'd do. But... no, I must press on. Yes, I should introduce myself first.

[ She clears her throat, it's been a couple of months since she said these words. ]

I am the daughter of Lu Bu. It is my duty to lead everyone to victory!

...O-Oh, no!

[ She realizes that she forgot to press what she thinks is the "record" button and corrects herself, not noticing that the camera has in fact been recording this whole time. ]

--I am the daughter of Lu Bu. It is my duty to lead everyone to victory!

[ Much better! ]

Comments

[forgetbeam]

No, of course not!! I know how it sounds, but that is just the kind of place this is! You'll see for yourself soon enough that nothing makes any sense here.

[cross_halberd]

That's--!!

[ Come to think of it, she has seen plenty of non-human things running around the hall in her first few days at the school. But no giant monsters so far! ]

Ugh! So I'm not the only one who finds this place bizarre?

[forgetbeam]

Unfortunately, 'bizarre' is a vast understatement! But... surely victory can be achieved even against things unlike anything you may know! Don't lose heart over things like talking animals or magical transformations!!

[cross_halberd]

[ Agh! That still sounds so stupid to her when it's said out loud. ]

I see... I did not mean to presume you were lying. However, I am more concerned about this gigantic monster rather than talking creatures at this point. Has it been vanquished yet?

[forgetbeam]

It's fine. I couldn't believe things like that when I first came here, either.

That one was clearly defeated! The school would be much worse off otherwise! However... there's no telling what else might come to take its place, or when.

[cross_halberd]

You are right. However, this time, you have nothing to fear. I wish to battle any force that opposes this school.

[forgetbeam]

Alright! Then consider me your ally!

[He's not a fighter. BUT. He does want to defend his fellow students.]