[Video]

[cross_halberd]

[ After finally learning how to operate technology on a basic level, a young pale-skinned lady can be seen on video. ]

I hope I'm doing this right... this is all so strange.

If only this were a battle, I know exactly what I'd do. But... no, I must press on. Yes, I should introduce myself first.

[ She clears her throat, it's been a couple of months since she said these words. ]

I am the daughter of Lu Bu. It is my duty to lead everyone to victory!

...O-Oh, no!

[ She realizes that she forgot to press what she thinks is the "record" button and corrects herself, not noticing that the camera has in fact been recording this whole time. ]

--I am the daughter of Lu Bu. It is my duty to lead everyone to victory!

[ Much better! ]

Comments

[forgetbeam]

[Unfortunately, the welcoming committee includes... this guy.]

Is this some kind of a joke? Just who are you, really?

[And why do you repeat yourself, lady, jeez.]

[thereyouare]

[ This one is also wondering why she's repeating herself. ]

Uhm, Hello! Are you on repeat?

[ you know like a cd player or a single song ]

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[will_be_god]

And you expect us to react a certain way to this.

No matter. How do you intend to lead us to victory, and how do you define such a thing? Victory may mean many things.

[golonghorns]

[Interesting enough to get a rise out of this grumpy old man.]

And who th' heck is Lu Bu, now?

[punchtheflute]

Don't worry! If you're good at winning battles then you're going to have a lot of fun at this school!

My name is Sonny Moe and it's nice to meet you!

[cowardlyjustice]

I dunno a guy named Lu Bu, but I sure know that his daughter seems to be a real cutie.

[SUPER CUTE.]