[Video]

[cross_halberd]

[ After finally learning how to operate technology on a basic level, a young pale-skinned lady can be seen on video. ]

I hope I'm doing this right... this is all so strange.

If only this were a battle, I know exactly what I'd do. But... no, I must press on. Yes, I should introduce myself first.

[ She clears her throat, it's been a couple of months since she said these words. ]

I am the daughter of Lu Bu. It is my duty to lead everyone to victory!

...O-Oh, no!

[ She realizes that she forgot to press what she thinks is the "record" button and corrects herself, not noticing that the camera has in fact been recording this whole time. ]

--I am the daughter of Lu Bu. It is my duty to lead everyone to victory!

[ Much better! ]

Comments

[golonghorns]

[Interesting enough to get a rise out of this grumpy old man.]

And who th' heck is Lu Bu, now?

[cross_halberd]

Wha--

He is only the greatest warrior in all the Three Kingdoms! Have you not heard the phrase, "Among men, Lu Bu, among horses, Red Hare"?

[golonghorns]

OK. So, this is one of those 'different world' things.

You're gonna find out real quick that a lot of folks got no clue about your world. We're all from different places and times. So, someone important in one world is someone no-one's heard of in another.

[cross_halberd]

[ sighhh, damn it, he's right ]

...So I'm beginning to learn. Let me ask you, then, who are you?

[golonghorns]

Joel. I teach wood shop. Carpentry.