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Hello...! Welcome to the school. I'm called Alter Ego. It's nice to meet you...

Um... Did you say your name is "Blue"?

AL TER E GO
hello !
NICE to MEET to you ? !

N A M E?
? unit is BLUE

Mmn, so your name is not Blue... I see. Do you have a designation, or a title I can call you?

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No, my mom came to the school already. You don't need to welcome her to the school anymore.

But she's really nice and you should get to meet her anyway!

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M O M ?
MEET NICE MOM

Yeah! Mom's nice! Everybody should meet her! She's the best!

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He's a fire type, Bulba. If you want to make him feel better, smell like grilled steaks

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Uh, hello?

[Derpy human was confused. Educate him, Blue.]

human hello exchanged !
nice work human

[ It's not like he understands, Mac. ]

[Mac probably understood even less. He continued to look at you stupefied.]

T-thanks? I don't get it. You new or somethin', man?

[text theyre all text oops]

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[so mac is super confused on video]

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you figured out the network good for you

i have some tests if you're interested

of course you're interested you were designed for tests why don't you meet me in the library you remember where that is right

communication is important to optimize collaborative testing cohesion

testing will begin

[Indeed, the most interested. It wastes no time in showing up to the library. This is so exciting testing is the best!!!!]

[WOW that was fast you must really love to test.]

Oh! Good, you came. Got something pretty exciting for you.

[Hint: it's books]

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Hello, welcome to the school! I would be glad to work together with you.

What tests do you perform?

[From the way this person speaks speaks, not to mention them saying 'testing units' and whatnot, he could safely assume it was a robot or some sort of AI. At least he hope it was an AI, he would feel extremely embarrassed if it weren't.]

new testing partner confirmed

testing subject presiding over: science technology trust radiation exposure cooperation durability aerodynamics praise pancakes balance ingenuity loyalty + 138 SUBJECTS CONT.?

[Definitely a robot then, awesome!]

That's enough, thank you. I can help you test out technology and science, but I'm more of research than performing them myself, is that alright?

Oh! Do you have a name?

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Strange way of typing you've got there, kid. Collaborative testing unit, though.

You aren't one of us congratulated humans, are you.

human flaws have been removed to optimize unit for perfect testing.

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[Huh what? Watt is confused with this. For now, she slowly raises her arm and waves her hand in front of the screen.]

Ummm...hi!

greeting received
nice work human!

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Query: You are also a robot?

unit is a robot. is new subject a robot?

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[He's seen Atlas before, but not very much was discussed because he was MASSIVELY hungover. A headache of the magnitude he had tends to squelch the human curiosity. He replies with video, because he's in the middle of paperwork at his desk.]

A science testing unit, hm? Some sort of AI I guess? Welcome to Smash Academy.

[Ah it knows you! You're the human from the place with the stuff and the loud noises!]

secondary greeting received
BLUE expresses condolences for insufficient first greeting

[Why wouldn't anyone sign up for a test though???]

presence in the facility indicates implicit permission for testing. unit BLUE will aid unprepared humans in testing.

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