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[sixextraseconds]

hello and welcome
BLUE
to the
S C H O O L
enrichment center. hello to partners. testing will begin with
BLUE
collaborative testing unit. hello and congratulations to humans that are not dead. lets all work together for science.

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[sixextraseconds]

[Oh dang YES it will SO get behind this!]

BLUE will help maintain science!

[trustycrowbar]

[He chuckles into the video screen as he reads that. Heheheh, that's right, you're going to maintain the everloving hell out of some science so HE AND MAC DON'T HAVE TO.]

You may want to talk to the other science instructors too. Samus teaches biomechanics, she may need someone to dispense agar and clean glass, something. Then there's the big guy who teaches Marine Engineering, he looks a little like you, actually, check and see if he needs any heavy lifting done.

[sixextraseconds]

[That's what it's here for: doing the things that humans don't wanna.]

designation of science overseer SAMUS registered. unit will maintain many sciences.