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hello and welcome
BLUE
to the
S C H O O L
enrichment center. hello to partners. testing will begin with
BLUE
collaborative testing unit. hello and congratulations to humans that are not dead. lets all work together for science.

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[testgasm]

you figured out the network good for you

i have some tests if you're interested

of course you're interested you were designed for tests why don't you meet me in the library you remember where that is right

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communication is important to optimize collaborative testing cohesion

testing will begin

[Indeed, the most interested. It wastes no time in showing up to the library. This is so exciting testing is the best!!!!]

[testgasm]

[WOW that was fast you must really love to test.]

Oh! Good, you came. Got something pretty exciting for you.

[Hint: it's books]

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[Is there anyone in the world who does not love testing what is wrong with them.

Yeah let's do this! It gurgles and looks around for the moving panels and lasers and portals.]

[testgasm]

[NOPE here is a cart full of books. Wheatley is pushing them over. This is a new kind of test.]

Do you--do the words Dewey Decimals mean anything to you? That might be--be a good place to start.

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[Stares at books. Stares at Wheatley.

Scoots over closer new testing hell yeah.]

[testgasm]

Right, so, here, at the library, is where all the students come to borrow books.

[Gesture! Look at all the books!]

When they return them, we've got to--got to put them back, and there's a proper order. So, I'll teach you the order, and then it'll be your job to make sure everything's back in the right place.

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[Glarble hum. A test of organization! It squints at the big blocky book things, trying to see how to organize something so bland. Height? Width? This is definitely new territory. It is moving up in the world!]

[testgasm]

[Yes. Yes that is exactly it.]

Oh! Here's what we'll do. I'll have you download the catalogue, that should get all those Dewey Decimals sorted out. Then you just look at the numbers on the spine of the book, and put them back in the corresponding shelves. Think you can do that?

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[Numbers? Oh! The numbers, the ones on the side right here! Look, it found them! It's so good at this!]

[testgasm]

[WHAT A SMART ROBOT

WHO'S A GOOD BOY

YOU ARE

YOU ARE.]

See? You'll get the hang of this in no time. I'll get you a map of the library, too, so you don't--so you don't get lost.

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[It is going to master this test in record time, the Voice is going to be so prou--

oh wow this cart has wheels look when you push it, it moves so easy this is great

are you seeing this, Wheatley. Are you seeing it get excited by wheels.]

[testgasm]

[Yes. Yes he sees. He's not...entirely sure what Blue is so excited about, but. If it gets the books put away...]

Yeah, uh. You can push the cart around. If you like. Might be helpful.

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[It is gonna do JUST THAT. Look at it move! It can walk and push the cart at the same time! It can get this test done in record time, just look at it g--

CRASH

New test: picking up all the books. And the shelf.]

[testgasm]

[Wheatley realizes what is going to happen a half second after it is too late to prevent it. Oh.

Ohhhhh.]

Okay, okay, hold on, you'll want to be--you'll want to be careful.

[He does not join in on helping ATLAS clean up the books. Sorry, bro.]

And, uh. Get that cleaned up before Vianca comes along. You'll want to do that, too.