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video - Ocelot's birthday again! 6/6/44

[A disgruntled Ocelot appears on video. The reason for his irritable mood should be obvious; there's cake crumbs and frosting clinging to the front of his clothes. He's flicking away what he can with one hand while holding the screen with the other.]

We had a little... "accident" with my birthday cake.

[A pause.]

It tasted vile anyway. My men are obviously not trained in baking.

Where can I get a good cake right now?

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Amelia's Baking Company has the finest cakes from the sweetest owners you will ever meet. They also love cats.

You're welcome.

[OCELOT IS GOING TO WRITE THE ANGRIEST YELP REVIEW]

[ WOW LATA, HATA!!!!!!! ]

[This is completely ridiculous why post this Ocelot?]

...Looks like a disaster.

~~[honey that work outfit is the real disaster]~~

That's because it is one.

[Snake got all of his laughing out before he's decided to show himself. But he is still smirking.]

Happy birthday.
Maybe you should make your own cake.

It's not a real birthday cake if I'm making it for myself. The point is that someone else needs to make one for me.

[Spoken like a true entitled brat.]

[Gosh you entitled brat.]

Well, can't help you there. Baking's not on my resume.

[Secret: Even if it was, he still wouldn't do it.]

I imagine you're the type who would rather skip right to the "eating" part of baking.

I've never claimed to hate cake.

Why do you need one made? I bet they've got some cakes in the town. Let's just get one and split it.

It's not as personal, but that sounds good.

~~[AWW YEAH DATE WITH SNAKE]~~

Just you and me, no one to get in our way?

[He pauses. God. Why you gotta be creepy.]

...Yeah. Just us. We could split a cake easy.

There sure are a lot of birthdays this month.

Oh! You could get one from me~

I mean not from me me, but I know a guy who knows a guy.

As long as you're not telling me there's a catch.

A catch? With cake? Hardly.

I mean, unless you want someone to pop out of it or something. Might need to give the bakers a heads up so they don't cook said someone inside by mistake.

~~[Give him a moment as he wildly visualizes naked Naked Snakes popping out of cakes...]~~

I can handle a surprise if it's a good one.

[~~Snake Bakes a Cake: the sequel~~]

Oh good, then let me see what I can rummage up. Do you have a favorite flavor?

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