video - Ocelot's birthday again! 6/6/44

[gunplay]

[A disgruntled Ocelot appears on video. The reason for his irritable mood should be obvious; there's cake crumbs and frosting clinging to the front of his clothes. He's flicking away what he can with one hand while holding the screen with the other.]

We had a little... "accident" with my birthday cake.

[A pause.]

It tasted vile anyway. My men are obviously not trained in baking.

Where can I get a good cake right now?

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[video]

[gunplay]

It's not a real birthday cake if I'm making it for myself. The point is that someone else needs to make one for me.

[Spoken like a true entitled brat.]

[video]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[Gosh you entitled brat.]

Well, can't help you there. Baking's not on my resume.

[Secret: Even if it was, he still wouldn't do it.]

[video]

[gunplay]

I imagine you're the type who would rather skip right to the "eating" part of baking.

[video]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

I've never claimed to hate cake.

Why do you need one made? I bet they've got some cakes in the town. Let's just get one and split it.

[video]

[gunplay]

It's not as personal, but that sounds good.

[AWW YEAH DATE WITH SNAKE]

Just you and me, no one to get in our way?

[video]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[He pauses. God. Why you gotta be creepy.]

...Yeah. Just us. We could split a cake easy.