video - Ocelot's birthday again! 6/6/44

[gunplay]

[A disgruntled Ocelot appears on video. The reason for his irritable mood should be obvious; there's cake crumbs and frosting clinging to the front of his clothes. He's flicking away what he can with one hand while holding the screen with the other.]

We had a little... "accident" with my birthday cake.

[A pause.]

It tasted vile anyway. My men are obviously not trained in baking.

Where can I get a good cake right now?

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[gunplay]

[OCELOT IS GOING TO WRITE THE ANGRIEST YELP REVIEW]

[obfuskate]

[ WOW LATA, HATA!!!!!!! ]