obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: sᴏɴɪᴄ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ 2. (✘ soon enough...)
shadow the hedgehog. ⁽ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ⁾ ([personal profile] obfuskate) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-03-14 03:39 pm

oo6; a dire announcement.

[ Just a small text this time, but everyone in the academy better listen up. It's serious. Absolutely serious. ]

A former staff member of the academy, Miss GLaDOS, was found dead in Ferrothorn Park on Saturday, March 9th, at 1:13 AM. Signs of decay are imminent, suggesting that she has been there for some time. Her body has since been removed from the property and has been sent for autopsy.

There will be no further details given.


[ That's it. He's not about to drag any personal feelings into this, no matter how much it makes his gut wretch. ]
coruskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀᴏᴋɪ@ᴘɪxɪᴠ. (✗ shedo r u ok.)

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[personal profile] coruskate 2013-03-17 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Figuratively and literally. Disposing of that body is not something I want to do again.

[ was gross, man ]
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-17 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Were you able to identify her cause of death?

[Who knows, it might be important.]
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-17 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps, though if the wound was indeed caused by a Pokémon, this fragile situation would...

[`Certainly break`.]
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-18 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't it be better if the I is changed to 'We'?

[just saying.]
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-18 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
As long as you know the difference between paranoid and cautious, then that'll be good enough as it is.
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-19 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of an extreme case that you're using as an example, isn't it?
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-19 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
This place is just full of surprises isn't it.
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-20 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Then I suppose I could say that I know a third of it.

[You're lucky he's not bringing Valentine up.]
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-21 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I will.

Good luck, by the way.


[You might really need it.]
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[personal profile] revivepartner 2013-03-22 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about me.





But thanks anyways.