obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: sᴏɴɪᴄ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ 2. (✘ soon enough...)
shadow the hedgehog. ⁽ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ⁾ ([personal profile] obfuskate) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-03-14 03:39 pm

oo6; a dire announcement.

[ Just a small text this time, but everyone in the academy better listen up. It's serious. Absolutely serious. ]

A former staff member of the academy, Miss GLaDOS, was found dead in Ferrothorn Park on Saturday, March 9th, at 1:13 AM. Signs of decay are imminent, suggesting that she has been there for some time. Her body has since been removed from the property and has been sent for autopsy.

There will be no further details given.


[ That's it. He's not about to drag any personal feelings into this, no matter how much it makes his gut wretch. ]
iamtheeggman: (You nasty little pincushion!)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2013-03-15 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I knew her. I knew her well enough to LOATHE HER.
coruskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: sᴏɴɪᴄ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ 2. (✗ an intruder eh?)

[personal profile] coruskate 2013-03-15 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Precisely what I meant.

I loathed her myself, and yet...

Mm. I have my own reasons for being unnerved.

What of you? This killer is attacking people left and right. What if they decided to attack you next? Will you raise your defenses?
iamtheeggman: (Serious)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2013-03-15 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Your concern is touching, but what makes you think whoever is responsible for this is even CAPABLE of harming ME?
iamtheeggman: (You're mine now!)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2013-03-16 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they're welcome to TRY.
iamtheeggman: (Smug)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2013-03-16 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'll have a few SURPRISES waiting, just in case...
iamtheeggman: (Take a bow)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2013-03-16 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
You left out wonky camera controls.

You forgot guns. Lots of guns.
iamtheeggman: (Evil sihlouette)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2013-03-16 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
If they're foolish enough to challenge ME, they will GET WHAT THEY DESERVE.