oo6; a dire announcement.

[obfuskate]

[ Just a small text this time, but everyone in the academy better listen up. It's serious. Absolutely serious. ]

A former staff member of the academy, Miss GLaDOS, was found dead in Ferrothorn Park on Saturday, March 9th, at 1:13 AM. Signs of decay are imminent, suggesting that she has been there for some time. Her body has since been removed from the property and has been sent for autopsy.

There will be no further details given.

[ That's it. He's not about to drag any personal feelings into this, no matter how much it makes his gut wretch. ]

Comments

[wheresmydamntea]

GLaDOS? You mean... Shit.

[obfuskate]

No, I don't mean shit. I mean a living being.

[ Okay, okay, he couldn't resist that much. ]

[wheresmydamntea]

Don't play dumb with me! You know full well what I meant. I didn't much know GLaDOS, but I got to know that kid that stuck with her. This is serious.

[obfuskate]

Then how about you respond with something with actual substance next time?

[wheresmydamntea]

Actual substance? I think an exclamation of shock is some pretty good substance, you damned punk! Especially when it concerns some poor kid who looked up to this woman!

[obfuskate]

"GLaDOS, that means... shit!" isn't indicative of anything. I am truly sorry for your loss -- [ Yeah, likely not very sincere at all. ] -- but how else do you expect me to react?

[wheresmydamntea]

With a little common courtesy over the fact that someone has died!

[obfuskate]

I posted this for business, not to pass the handkerchief.

[ He... kind of can't get to that emotional biz, lest he say a lot more than he's personally comfortable with divulging. ]